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Gym-related Public Service Announcement
07.17.06 (5:58 pm)   [edit]

Dear Fellas:

If you insist on wearing those dumb-looking nylon running shorts when you decide to "stretch" by putting your leg up on the metal bar you press down on to open a door that is right beside me while I'm on the elliptical

a) please wear underwear (seeing your twig and berries - although I only saw a bit of berry - was not appealing)

b) when you press too hard on the metal bar while stretching and the door goes flying open into the breezeway causing the alarm to go off and you land on your ass, I'm entitled to laugh. A lot.

Love,
Scuba Diva


P.S. If you're an older gentleman in great shape, having very fluffy long white chest hair that looks like you have a cat strapped to your chest isn't appealing. One word: manscaping. Or keep your frickin' shirt on.

 


posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 07.18.06 (8:15 am)

I'm so glad I work out at an all-women's gym sometimes...



posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 07.18.06 (6:50 pm)

Okay, I'm suddenly needing the transcript to one of my favorite "Friends" episodes...

Chandler: Robert’s coming out.
Ross: What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?
Chandler: No. He.....he’s coming out of his shorts.
Ross: What?!
Chandler: The man is showing brain.

Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
Chandler: Like an eclipse.

Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Ross: Calm down. There’s no reason to get testy.
Chandler: I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it just seems that Robert isn’t as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped.

Phoebe: Please, right now, no, every time I see him it’s like ‘Is it on the loose?’ ‘Is it watching me?’

Phoebe: Umm, I think you’re really, really great...
Robert: Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? (spreads his legs) Is it something I’m putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.19.06 (2:07 am)

Reply to: rosietulips
But you wouldn't have the same entertainment as I do. Although, I did see a woman in a circa 1983 gym get-up with shiny tights and a thong unitard. (all that was missing were the legwarmers and headband).

I gotta say, either she just stepped out of the time machine or she's got huge balls to wear that to work out in.



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.19.06 (2:11 am)

Reply to: JT
I missed that episode, but I can totally visualize. (Not sure if that's a good thing or not)



posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 07.19.06 (8:43 am)

I'm not sure if Madonna brought back the leotard or not, but yesterday I passed by this clothing store, and right in the window were a variety of them...all waiting for us to snatch them up!!



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.19.06 (1:31 pm)

Reply to: rosietulips
Madonna was uber-cool to me until after Like a Virgin. Downhill ever since. Can't say I'd ever go the route of that look - no matter how much $$$ I was paid, or how much Kabbalah water you made me drink.



posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 07.19.06 (2:22 pm)

I don't want to dress like Madonna but I do want to have her body! I've really enjoyed her last/current album.



posted by: ggirl (reply)
post date: 07.20.06 (5:51 am)

A cat strapped to your chest? That's hilarious!



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.20.06 (1:09 pm)

Reply to: ggirl
When I saw him, that's what I first thought. A white fluffy kitty cat. It was such a bizarre hair pattern. I just wanted to break out my weed whacker and give him a trim.

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