Did my time at the gym this afternoon. It was miserable - the a/c wasn't working in the cardio room (or it was set to 80). And I forgot to pack extra clothes, so no ice cold shower to cool me off afterwards.

I had a parking spot in the first row. My ankle was killing me, so I was walking slow (and limping)I put my gym bag in the trunk, get out another cold bottle of water (had a cooler in there), and before I can even shut the trunk, this woman in a mini-van starts beeping her horn at me, yelling and gesturing for me to get moving.

There is a parking spot directly in front of my car on the 2nd row. And several other spots. And her nasty attitude made me realize I was suddenly feeling 'lightheaded' and needed to sit in my car for a few mins to cool off before leaving.

The woman (who looked like she could use walking from the 6th row of parking spots), then blows her horn again - for several seconds. Meanwhile, I'm taking my ice cold bottle of water, rubbing it along my neck, face, popping some Aleve and checking for missed calls.

Then the bitch (yes, at that point, she's earned the name) actually gets out of her car and puts her greasy hand on my window and tries to OPEN my car door! She's calling me a 'f*cking white c*nt". I have my cell phone in one hand pretending to dial 911 and I grab my pepper spray with the other hand and show them to her.

I mouthed the words "CHILL!"

She goes back to her mini-van and then parks in the handicapped spot (no permit) and waddles into the gym.

I call the police and tell them that she was parked in the handicapped spot. There's a police station not 100 ft down the street. As I was driving off, the police car was pulling in.

I hope she has a nice day.