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Penis Envy
07.11.06 (3:23 pm)   [edit]

I just got a spam message that cracked me up. It said "If penises could talk, they would ask for the Penis Enlargement System."

Now I personally don't own a penis, but if one started talking to me one day, I'd be REALLY concerned.

Wondering - guys do you talk to your penises? Do you admit to having conversations with them? I've never spoken to my breasts or any other part of my anatomy, but I guess penises are in a league of their own...

 


posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 07.11.06 (12:55 pm)

Penises make fun puppets :-D



posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 07.11.06 (6:25 pm)

I talked to my penis once. We had a lovely chat. Then I ate some candy. It was good :)



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.12.06 (5:00 am)

Reply to: rosietulips
I think you're going to need to elaborate on that.



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.12.06 (5:00 am)

Reply to: irishred
And what did you and Mr. Penis discuss?



posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 07.12.06 (7:06 am)

Let's just the say the hole makes for a good puppet mouth!



posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 07.18.06 (6:55 pm)

I've never talked to my boobs but if I did, I'd say "Hey! Stand up straight, would ya?"



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.19.06 (2:12 am)

Reply to: rosietulips
Oh dear. I don't even want to try to picture that. Clearly you have waaay too much free time.



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 07.19.06 (2:14 am)

Reply to: JT
What would Pamela Anderson Lee soon-to-be Kid-Rock say to her boobs?

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