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| Bird on hand... |
| 05.05.06 (1:16 pm) [edit] |
I was buck-nekkid this morning waiting for the self-tanner to soak in so I could head over to the hospital to be sucked dry of blood yet again when I heard a skirmish.
Of the feline/avian nature.
It's that time of year when baby birdies are just starting to learn to fly. Prime season for kitties to scoop them up and let them loose in my house...
My entryway is two stories. Birdie, we'll call him Wally, was trying to get out thru the upper windows.
He finally fell to the carpet, I'm running buck-nekkid, trying to get to Wally before the kitties do. (Not that they want to hurt Wally, they just like to play).
I chased Wally around the house for a good 20 mins. He even managed to get under my very large entertainment center which I had to move to get his little feathered ass outta there.
On the good side, Wally didn't try to bite me, unlike previous 'visitors' we've had.
I wrapped Wally up in a towel, talked soothingly to him and placed him in an abandoned nest for him to calm down and try this whole flying thing again.
And if I come down with bird flu because of this, I'm gonna be pissed. (I did wash my hands thoroughly afterwards).
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posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 05.06.06 (3:07 pm)
You can't get bird flu from cute little birds. Only big ugly ones -- unless you're totally buck-nekkid when you chase them down, of course. Then? All bets are off.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 05.06.06 (4:07 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
You only went back to read this posting because I mentioned I was nekkid...
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 05.06.06 (4:13 pm)
Reply to: scubadiva
You thinketh me that shalloweth? Say tis not so.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 05.07.06 (3:55 am)
Reply to: surrogate
*rolling eyes* gimme a break. I wasn't born yesterday.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 05.07.06 (7:37 am)
Reply to: scubadiva
No? I thought you were.
by Redonthehead