I'm afraid someone's going to turn me into the ASPCA. I've been a baaaaad cat owner.

Sassy, my long-haired cat, undergoes a transformation every spring. I cut her long hair back so that she's a short-hair because it is cooler, cuts down on knots, and makes for smaller furballs.

Usually, she's quite cool about me giving her a trim. However, this time, she ended up looking like a cross between a bad case of mange and a fight with a weed whacker (and the weed whacker won).

It's bad. I mean really. I have to keep from laughing. I think I need to cover some of the mirrors so she doesn't see it. Her self-esteem would go in the crapper.

I told Lulu that if Sassy asks how her new 'hairdo' is, to lie to her and tell her it's very slenderizing. (Despite the mange-y look, she does look much thinner)

I wonder if they make Rogaine for cats? Or maybe a fur toupee? Do they make extensions for cats?