I hit the gym every day. If I have time after my date with the evil elliptical machine, I hit the sauna with a book, a bottle of water and a plastic sweat suit. Usually do about 45 mins in there.

Yesterday, I'm sitting in there, reading. The sauna's benches are two levels, shaped like an "L". I'm sitting on the lower level of the bottom part of the "L". Someone walks in. They keep the door open for quite a long time. The temperature drops a lot.

She's buck nekkid. (There's a sign that requests you wear at least a swimsuit.)She decides to climb up to the second level of bench. And she's not exactly doing it in the most graceful way. The view of her extremely large posterior encased in cellulite in my face was distracting.  And she didn't bring a towel to sit on. (I'm thinking "EWWWWW!")

Remember, I'm READING. She keeps talking and talking. Complaining about how hot it is. I reply, "Well, it IS a sauna, it is supposed to be hot."

So she crawls back down the benches and leaves - again, taking forever.

Then comes back a minute later with some water. Opening the door and letting all the heat escape again. Crawls BACK up the benches. Sits down. Gets in another position. And another over about 30 seconds. Then crawls back down and leaves.

Public Service Announcement: If you don't like heat or to sweat, I would recommend staying away from sauanas. And for goodness sakes, please bring a towel.