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My adopted child
04.01.06 (12:00 pm)   [edit]

I started my taxes using Turbo Tax on 1/21/06. I was waiting for a couple of forms, so I couldn't complete it then. The forms came in and have been sitting here, on my desk, staring at me for two months...

So today, by gosh, I was going to finish it. It isn't rocket science entering in the numbers. But TurboTax kept asking me if I adopted a child in 2005. I clicked "NO" and it asked for me to enter my child's name and social security number. I clicked back and kept going back and forth. To my knowledge, I don't recall doing an Angelina - wouldn't I have blogged about it??? I looked around the house a bit, called out to ask if there was any recently-adopted minors in the home. Lulu and Sassy just looked at me like I was whack.

So I skipped the section. (Hope I didn't miss anything important!) So off I'm going to send in my returns. I hate getting all those portions of miscellaneous forms attached to it. I might procrastinate even more because I loathe that so much.

And if anyone comes upon my adopted child, would you please ask them to be home by dinner?

 


posted by: supremeanna (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (8:37 am)

perhaps the IRS knows something about you that you don't? :)



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (8:44 am)

Reply to: supremeanna
Whenever I've been asked if I have any children, I've responded "Not that I'm aware of."

This takes it to a new level. I wonder if it's a boy or a girl? Maybe TurboTax will tell me next year. I can name it, have a party and get more deductions!



posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (9:10 am)

i haven't files state taxes for a couple of years... they owe me money... i'm so lazy.



posted by: fairmoon (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (10:34 am)

i hope you find your kid, our you'll have social services on your ass! You really are a bad mom for ignoring your kid for so long. :P :P :P

FM



posted by: ruined (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (11:12 am)

Since that form was so pushy about putting in that information, I would have called the Social Security offices and request SS numbers for Lulu and Sassy. Get those deductions any way you can!!! ;)



posted by: KeysTreasures (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (11:59 am)

So you forgot already. At least you are still sending the support payments to me. When do I get to see my Mommy?



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (1:43 pm)

Reply to: KeysTreasures
If you were my adopted kid, I think I'd ask for my money back. LMAO



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (1:44 pm)

Reply to: ruined
My mother already refers to them as her 'grandkitties', so that makes me their mom... But that would mean that I'm a trollop because they are from different fathers and I haven't a clue who my babies' daddys are...



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (1:46 pm)

Reply to: fairmoon
So that means I can get the earned income credit and I now can claim "head of household" on my taxes?



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (1:48 pm)

Reply to: onebadjen
File. You can do it all online now and efile. Quit procrastinating.



posted by: fairmoon (reply)
post date: 04.01.06 (2:12 pm)

i don't see why not, if they're convinced you have a kid, why not? :D

FM



posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 04.02.06 (10:54 am)

what time is dinner?



posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 04.02.06 (11:04 am)

Reply to: surrogate
Since I tend to be in bed quite early in the evenings, dinner is usually around 5ish.

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