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| Midget Hookers and Poop |
| 03.25.06 (1:04 pm) [edit] |
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Someone came to my blog doing a search for "midget hookers". Um, to my recollection, I've never blogged about it. Didn't know there was a market for it. Are the hookers actually midgets or are there hookers that specialize in servicing midgets? Maybe I just don't need to give it any more thought? Secondly... I saw a truly disturbing infomercial this morning. There's a white-haired lady in a striped sequined jacket and some really shady-looking dude with a pencil-line mustache. I'd swear I'd seen him in a porn flick, but I've never seen one. Anyway - this skanky porno-mustached dude is talking about how his colon cleanse product will improve the (and I'm quoting directly because this is what I heard when channel-surfing) "length and girth of your" poop. (I'm not shitting you...) Now this brings to mind - anyone - anyone out there in blog-land, have you EVER felt that the length and girth of your poop was inadequate? Is this something that I should be laying up late at night and worrying about? Should I get other's opinions on this matter? How do I know mine is inadequate? Is this like guys comparing their wankers? Do you sit around with rulers? I just need to know. |
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 03.25.06 (9:29 am)
uck!
posted by: Dstar (reply)
post date: 03.25.06 (11:38 am)
Okay, I am going to reveal this to you against my better judgement, but remember...you started it. Many years ago I was in the Air Force. I lived in a dorm, and it was much like a college dorm. We had a thing called "The Dookie Hall of Fame". Basically, when you had a good one, you would take a picture of it and then hang the picture in the hall of fame. The best one would reign as "KING DUKE" until dethroned by a superior dookie. One day, a guy we called the Ogre squeezed out this thing that was big around as a coke can and twice as long. I am not exaggerating one bit. It got wedged in the pipe and stuck up out of the water like a sinking battleship. He became king that day, and as far as I know...still is.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 03.26.06 (5:29 am)
Reply to: Dstar
You could have skipped the detailed visual. I'm more interested in knowing if you ever got it?
And I'm somewhat relieved that at least it was against your better judgment to share that. That's definitely not something to brag about to a chick. LOL
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