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| Turtle Porn |
| 02.19.06 (6:08 pm) [edit] |
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I should be working on my taxes but noooooooo. How bored am I? I watched a documentary about turtle sex. Seriously. Watching the boy turtle mount the poor female turtle and seeing him crane his neck out and make turtle grunting noises. Now that I've seen a turtle climax on public television, I'm not sure if I'm going to be continuing to support PBS considering they are showing turtle porn. |
posted by: ruined (reply)
post date: 02.19.06 (2:08 pm)
Ugh... I'm never going to look at a turtle with the same thought process. If anything, I may have a little more respect for the little thing. ;)
posted by: producerboy (reply)
post date: 02.19.06 (2:21 pm)
used to keep box turtles. I caught them in the act and it took FOREVER.... like about 1 stroke per minute. You'd be very jealous of Ms. Turtle. Looks like her 'O' lasted about 10 minutes! Damn!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.20.06 (2:04 am)
Reply to: ruined
There was no turtle foreplay. The poor girl turtle was being chased (and mounted) by a slew of boy turtles and this one turtle was able to sneak in for 'the deed' because the other turtles were fighting.
Guess there's something to be said for "I'm a lover not a fighter!"
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.20.06 (2:07 am)
Reply to: producerboy
Mrs. Turtle? Did you have a turtle wedding to make their lovin' legal? Trying to picture you gluing a veil on the bride...
Don't you feel creepy admitting to watching a turtle orgasm? LMAO
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 02.20.06 (12:08 pm)
That's some interesting porn you are into. How much lower can you go? When I was a wee little boy, my uncle would prepare turtle meat for us. He told us there were 7 different kinds of meat in a turtle. I was just a kid, and listened intently. And I always wondered what those tiny little turtle wieners were.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.20.06 (1:06 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
Since turtles walk on their feet, I guess snake porn or worm porn would be (technically) lower. But I don't want to go there. I still want to poke my eyes out from the turtle sex.
*I've learned never ever ever make a comment in response to the phrase "tiny little turtle weiners"...
posted by: bacardibreezer (reply)
post date: 02.21.06 (4:33 am)
eep I did my taxes earlier this month lol
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 02.21.06 (4:38 am)
Reply to: bacardibreezer
I was totally in the doing my taxes zone a few weeks ago - but then I got some more forms that I have to go back and recalculate (TurboTax).
Just haven't felt inspired - despite desperately needing a refund!
posted by: NightBreed (reply)
post date: 02.23.06 (7:12 am)
darn!! all i get to see on pbs is elmos world
posted by: linda (reply)
post date: 02.23.06 (9:25 am)
You are so funny!
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