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| Bait & Switch |
| 11.19.05 (7:47 am) [edit] |
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I was at the gym yesterday (as always). There was this amazingly beautiful young Abercrombie & Fitch-esque 19ish year old guy there. Brown wavy hair to his shoulders that I was jealous of. Had this really innocent look to him (Onebadjen would loooove to corrupt him.) Gave me something to 'focus' on while I was working on my inner thighs (LOL). There wasn't anyone else in the circuit training area at the time. I was trying to figure out a way to sneak my camera phone out and non-chalantly take a pic of this total piece of eye candy. I was doing one exercise and Mr. Hot Studboy was at the machine directly behind me - so my back was to him. He was groaning and grunting and making all these noises. I won't even mention what was going through my mind as I like to keep this a PG blog. (ahem) I open my eyes because I hear some noise next to me. I glance over to see (not 2 feet from my face) the hairiest pastey-white fat plumber's crack! An old dude was leaning over adjusting the equipment next to me. ICK!!!! Totally killed the lust-fest moment. In fact, I think I had nightmares about it. |
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (4:54 am)
I'm sorry Scubs, I didn't know it was you. I'll try to wear shorts that cover the crack more.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (4:55 am)
Reply to: surrogate
He wasn't wearing any underwear. Ewwwwwwww.
Then again, if he was wearing a pair of pink frillies... more nightmares! LOL
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (5:02 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
hey lady... us old disgusting creeps need love too
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (5:07 am)
Reply to: surrogate
I said *it* was creepy... I wasn't calling YOU creepy.
And one more thing, ixsnay on the black socks with the white tennis shoes.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (5:21 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Geez I know that.
(I only wear black socks with sandals...
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (7:30 am)
mmm.. young eye candy you say? yep sounds like my type. now was he the closet "tie me up and spank me for being so hot" type, or the type that would be fun to teach just how to pull hair and take what he wants?
posted by: Dstar (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (10:13 am)
Ha! I just love your gym stories. What is it with old men? I used to work out at a gym that had a lot of older people there. Those guys just didn't care what they looked like and who saw them. The hair!!!!!! Talk about wild jungles. What you see is nothing compared to the locker room/shower/sauna. I hope I never get that disgusting.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (12:52 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
Sounds like we need to do a fashion intervention on you as well.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (12:54 pm)
Reply to: onebadjen
He was just too young for me. I would feel like a child molester. And he was just too beautiful and pure to defile. He just ooozed cool.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (12:55 pm)
Reply to: Dstar
I'll never pull a Michael Jackson and accidentally walk into the wrong locker room.
Hair growing outta their ears and noses and the brush on the back of their necks. ICK!!!!
posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (3:31 pm)
LOL.
LOL even more at Surrogate.
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 11.19.05 (6:45 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
ooooh i have such fun with those
posted by: janeygodley (reply)
post date: 11.20.05 (2:23 pm)
love your blog its really fun
www.janeygodley.co.uk
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