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| Aphrodisiacs |
| 11.13.05 (2:16 pm) [edit] |
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Forbes magazine has an article on aphrodisiacs that "really" work. Here's the link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9... ***Lemme know if you think they are the real deal or not. 1) Barry White music I've never had a guy turn on some Barry while trying to seduce me. Maybe it's a generational thing, but I think I'd crack up because it'd be so obvious. Now don't get me wrong, I totally dig Barry and often listen to his tunes when having my weekly rendezvous with Mr. Bubble. However, in all my dating experience, not once has a guy whipped out Barry White. 2) A few stiff drinks Since I have no tolerance to alcohol, getting me sauced leads to me passing out. Not sure that's a lot of fun. And if I have just a few drinks, I end up being quite saucy. Maybe I'd be up doing a pole dance, but that would lead to a trip to the ER. 3) A dozen oysters Yuck. Calamari (fried) maybe, but then I'd be calculating the fat grams and carbs and imagining them attached to my thighs. Probably not the best method to get in my panties. 4) Promises Maybe that works on younger girls, but I've heard it all and believe maybe 10% out of what comes out of a man's mouth when I know he's targeting my 'promised land'. Actions speak louder than words. If a man's mouth is moving while trying to seduce me, I'm 99% sure it's game. 5) A little skin Skin on a guy...depends on the guy. I don't want to see Furby chest hair under the shirt. Then again, seeing a guy in a towel while shaving - MEOW! 6) Manolo Blahniks As much as a shoe freak I am, I would *never* wear a pair of shoes that cost more than $200. Just a waste of money in my book. However, having a cute pair of strappy high heels on does make this girl feel somewhat like a sex kitten. 7) Backrubs Is there any more obvious way to try to seduce someone? In theory, backrubs sound divine, but they generally fall into three categories a) too gentle and no clue how to rub, just doing a half-assed attempt b) too rough and making me want to jump out of my skin c) those that do a few half-decent rubs before trying to grab boobage, etc. As sensual as it *should* be, they always seem to fall short. 8) Perfume In 11th grade, I dated a guy that wore Drakkar. I swear that scent was literally intoxicating to me. Then at prom, my senior year, he put the moves on my best friend behind my back. Ever since then, it makes me nauseated. But, if a guy I'm seeing comments on liking my fragrance, I'll make a point of wearing it when I see him. If he doesn't like it, we could always go out testing different ones... 9) Money Um, I am not a hooker. Nor do I play one on tv. 10)Diamond engagement ring I would be running in the opposite direction. Definite mood-killer. |
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 11.14.05 (7:34 am)
when me and amy were messing around in the toy store and we mentioned to the fat perv man that was working there that we had just had sushi he claimed to us that it is an aphrodisiac.
posted by: Dstar (reply)
post date: 11.14.05 (11:32 am)
Uhhhh, I tried Barry White. How did it turn out? Well, let's just say girls always like a guy that can make them laugh. Unfortunately, I wasn't expecting it to be funny.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.14.05 (11:42 am)
Reply to: Dstar
Since I date primarily white guys, the thought of one of them having it handy to 'set the mood' would make me crack up too.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.14.05 (12:02 pm)
Reply to: HockeyPlayer28
Somehow, I don't see you as the type... It takes a certain amount of confidence and panache to pull it off.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.14.05 (6:40 pm)
Reply to: HockeyPlayer28
I said it takes a "certain type" of confidence and panache. I didn't say it takes confidence and panache.
Don't have a hissy fit.
posted by: nullfactor (reply)
post date: 11.15.05 (6:46 am)
Let's see, here...
4) Promises. I made one promise to every girl I've ever dated. That promise was "I promise that I WILL screw up at one point or another. But keep in mind that it's not my goal to hurt you."
7) Backrubs - After YEARS of trying, I've finally got the backrub down. And I don't try to grope while doing it. I figure, if the mood is right, it'll be obvious. Don't push for it. :)
9) Money - Never had it, don't expect to... lol
10) Diamond Engagement Rings - See above. That's what personal loans are for... ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.15.05 (8:20 am)
Reply to: nullfactor
What about the oysters? If the Mrs. breaks them out, is she gonna get lucky?
And I would think you wouldn't need to buy any more engagement rings unless you're into polygamy.
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 11.15.05 (12:46 pm)
none of those things really do it for me unless the guy is already blowing up my skirt (if you know what i'm saying)... Scents can really add to my lusty mood though...
posted by: nullfactor (reply)
post date: 11.16.05 (5:40 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Oysters would be a great way to make me RUUUUUN!!! I hate oysters.
And as for the ring... well... I'm very much for the whole monogamy thing... I never did understand polygamists (is it an ego thing???).
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 11.17.05 (5:22 am)
Reply to: nullfactor
Imagine when all those wives have their 'cycles' in sync and all 7 wives have PMS at the same time! LMAO
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