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| Been a bad, bad girl |
| 10.06.05 (11:29 am) [edit] |
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I'm a thief. Sorta. Inadvertent shoplifter of sorts. Grocery store today. Got some sliced turkey from the deli. Put it in the top section of the cart. Ended up putting my purse over it to make space for some yogurt. Checked out. Putting stuff in my car - noticed the turkey in the top - wasn't sure if it had been scanned or not. Checked receipt when I got home... Glad I didn't get tossed in jail for 'lifting some turkey. I'll take the bag back and confess my sins. (Do you think I need an atty to accompany me?) As a sidenote - smiling in mug shots - good thing or not? Should you try to look your most awful or try to go for a decent shot? |
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (9:28 am)
Having had a couple taken, I'll tell you that by the time you get to the station, you're usually not in the mood for smiling, since you've been fidgeting and the cuffs have dug into your wrists.
But that's just one opinion.
posted by: nullfactor (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (10:40 am)
I say smiling for a mug shot is a good idea. But, it has to be a sadistic, evil grin. Kind of the "I know where you live and when I get out of the slammer I'll PROVE it" type smile...
posted by: Roxgirl (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (10:58 am)
I think the smile thing would make your shots great for the front page, if it ever came to that!!!
Have you seen some of the celebrity mugs??? Aweful!!!
posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (11:17 am)
If inadvertantly lifting turkey is going to get you in the slammer, Nolan has probably got a warrant out for his arrest. I always find things like spoons from restaurants, a bottle of soap, and even a credit card tucked into his seat next to him!! LOL
I'd reccomend the serious "holier than thou' look for the mug shots. Much more befitting a lady of taste :0) on her way to the slammer.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (11:17 am)
Reply to: brogonzo
Details please... I wanna hear about what sent you to the slammer.
My one brush with the law did not involve handcuffs and I don't recall them taking a mug shot. (I was a juvenile - 2 days before my 18th bday)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (11:18 am)
Reply to: nullfactor
I'm going to have to work on that look. Would you say a smirk would be satisfactory? I'm not really a good smirker.
Maybe I should be watching America's Next Top Model for some posing advice?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (11:19 am)
Reply to: Roxgirl
I can see asking them to hold on for a second, looking away from the camera, lick my lips, turning my head back fast for a pouty windswept look. hehe
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (11:23 am)
you scoundrel!
I recommend the Michael Jackson super-heavy eyeliner wide-eyed "I'm scary as f**k but don't know it" look.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (11:24 am)
Reply to: islandArtist
I don't have a good innocent look either. Maybe when I'm having a good hair day (when it grows back 6 inches or so), I'll have a friend come over and we'll work on my mug shot poses. Maybe I'll have Tbloggers vote which is best.
And I can't wear that horrible orange jumpsuit. A) Jumpsuits just don't flatter my figure B) Orange is not my color - I need more of a paprika or ruby color.
I'm beginning to picture Nolan as Stewie from The Family Guy... As long as he doesn't start lifting lingerie and mascara - then I'd be concerned. LOL
I've seen mothers occasionally use the baby carriage as a mode of 'lifting stuff' on purpose. And I've seen some that were just begging for someone to lock them behind bars away from their kids.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (11:27 am)
Reply to: almsthvn
I'm not big on eye makeup but I'll make sure to curl my eyelashes before I turn myself in. I wonder if they'd let me tilt my head to the side a bit?
And does that mean I could wear my jammies to court? What a fashion decision - the fluffy bunny slippers or the feather slippers are more appropriate for court?
posted by: RedTigress (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (12:26 pm)
by you bringing it back, i'm sure they'll see how honest you are and understand that it was a mistake...
just in case though, i'd go for the glamour mug shot, if i were you. that way if it ends up on the news when you break out of custodey and start a high speed chase, you'll at least look your best when they flash that on the telly. ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (12:34 pm)
Reply to: RedTigress
Glamour Mug Shot -
Doesn't that require a feather boa, ridiculously glossy lip gloss, and clothing that I would never be seen in in real life? (Not to mention teasing my hair up at least 6 inches and having a dreamy aloof expression?)
The police chase wouldn't last too long - I'm on 1/4 of a tank and holding out for gas prices to drop beliow $3/gallon here. (Most stations around town are only offering one grade of gas and many don't have any at all...) Ironic that the news isn't making a very big deal about it.
posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (1:17 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Holy sh*t I think you are on to something there....
posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (1:19 pm)
Reply to: islandArtist
I meant about getting 'locked up and away from the kids'... not shoplifting (would never intentionally do it, bad kharma)
posted by: RedTigress (reply)
post date: 10.09.05 (9:52 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
LOL!
" Doesn't that require a feather boa, ridiculously glossy lip gloss, and clothing that I would never be seen in in real life? (Not to mention teasing my hair up at least 6 inches and having a dreamy aloof expression?)"
I said glamour, not trashie. hehehe
I meant like on the cover of a magazine. I like feather boas though!!!
You guys are $3 a gallon? That's crazy! We have 2.85 the lowest, so it's not such a far cry, but every cent counts.
News only reports on stuff that they can gain something for reporting.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.09.05 (1:36 pm)
Reply to: RedTigress
I was thinking "Glamour" as in "GlamourShots-esque" = hence the feather boa, etc. I know that chain seemed like a really good idea but is sorta like the Dollar Store's version of high fashion photography.
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