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Guy Bulges
10.02.05 (5:11 pm)   [edit]
Most ladies are aware of the feared "VPL's"... (For you guys, that's Visible Panty Lines - when a woman wears a pair of pants and you can see the lines of her panties thru the pants.) Not the visually-appealing 'smooth look'.

Publications like Glamour and Cosmo, incoordination with Spanx and the thong, have bonded to gether to wipe out VPL's. I realized today that there is an epidemic that many of us have overlooked. What's worse that VPL's? What if your VPL's were broadcast all over tv? A travesty, right? Utterly mortifying!

I'm referring to an overlooked problem. VJLs.
Visible Jockstrap Lines.

I can't tell you how many guys I saw with amazing physiques but the 'rear end view' was ruined because the jockstrap elastic had ridden up, creating unslightly bulges in an otherwise pleasurable view...

And while I'm at it, boys, if you're wearing white pants, a nude-colored jockstrap won't create those really bright lines. (Don't you guys EVER read the articles in Cosmo or do you just stare at the pictures?)

I'm starting a foundation to "Stamp out VJLs!" It totally ruined my viewing of the Falcons /Vikings game. I bet the Vikings were so self-conscious and distracted by their VJL's that they weren't able to focus on their game. (Of course, the Falcons kick ass...)

I think I'm going to start a new career as a stylist to football players. Consider it a public service...
 


posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (5:13 am)

as a guy I can tell you that some of us like the vpl. It adds a concrete definition that aids in perspective when attempting to visualize the subject nude.

This is especially true with loose type clothing...

c'mon at least give your bro's something to fantasize about later that is at least partially grounded in reality :-)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 10.06.05 (7:36 am)

Reply to: newbie
If the 'subject' is in loose clothing, by definition, VPL's would not be visible.

So I'm guessing you like to see the t-back above the back of the jeans too?

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