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| Commentary on Gym |
| 09.17.05 (1:21 pm) [edit] |
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I've been going to the local YMCA to exercise since July. I've never done circuit weight training before. I'm enjoying it - I am actually getting a butt! I've sorta had a flat one before, but I'm not going for JLO or Beyonce status... Been doing the elliptical as well, which is easier on my ankle than the treadmill I have at home. (Ironically, Lulu loves to sleep on it - if only I could get her to use it!) Some things I've noticed while there: Why do men, when lifting weights, feel compelled to grunt and groan SO loudly? I've yet to hear a woman make any sort of moaning noise. I'm tempted to do it myself just to get a reaction. I saw one man that sounded like he was having a baby or something - I followed him on the equipment and he had it set for 30lbs - I do 50lbs. Is it a manly thing? I understand that breathing is important, but sometimes it scares me. And other times I get this picture of "Is this the sound they make having sex?" Sometimes the weight area gets crowded, so I've learned that if I go mid-afternoon, there generally aren't a lot of people there. The problem is, that it's primarily 'seniors'. And for the most part, they are cranky and take forever to do the exercise. Yet if they notice you go over the 12 reps/set ideal, they have a hissy fit. Granted, they are not anywhere near you while you're doing the exercise to have a clue. Bras. Ladies. As someone who used to be extremely endowed, if you are going to be jogging - GET A SUPPORT BRA! I've seen so many women that were bouncing so much that I was afraid they were going to get a black eye. Men. If you are going to wear flouncy jogging shorts to the gym and you decide to get on the ab crunch machine, that little breeze your feeling up your shorts mean that we can have a full view of your (ahem) assets. Girls. There are some young nubile chicks that Butch would drool over. They show up in a jogbra and spandex shorts. It's funny to watch them hop on the treadmill bouncing around and all the older men fixated on them. I entertain myself by counting wood. The ones on the bikes are the most amusing. When did it become acceptable to wear slippers outside one's home? I've been seeing it more and more lately. Everything from fuzzy pink ones to Sponge Bob ones. Do they not have any shoes? Did they think it looked cute? (I'm talking grown women too) Done rambling. I'm doped up on Neurontin again. Going to a Tai Chi class in an hour. That should be entertaining. |
posted by: butch (reply)
post date: 09.18.05 (8:21 am)
Hey Scubbie....I, for one, would love to see you on a machine that would produce dome TF (Tittie Flop)... I like to sit high up in the bleachers, jes so's I can see some young thang bouncing up em steps.... talk about wood!?!?!!? I bet you could create quite a stir....
And, as far as nubile goes....long as the young ones are deaf dumb and blind, I can deal wif it....
Gettin' a butt huh....? Awright!!!....how bout some pix of that tushie? Jes as a humanitarian gesture?
I jes caint hep mysef.....
Butch
posted by: Dstar (reply)
post date: 09.18.05 (12:12 pm)
We have to grunt when we lift weights. How else would would we make the weight move? Plus it lets all the other guys know how tough you are and that they should keep their distance. It's probably one of those old traits that we had way back when we still lived in caves.
I must admit, whenever going heavy I have made my share of noise. The gym is in my basement and my wife never misses the opportunity to imitate me when I am done.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.18.05 (3:30 pm)
Reply to: butch
Why don't you just hold your breath until you get those pics? And try putting a plastic bag over your head to boot. ;)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 09.18.05 (3:31 pm)
Reply to: Dstar
So I shouldn't be surprised if you guys start peeing on the equipment to 'mark' your territory next?
posted by: butch (reply)
post date: 09.20.05 (9:24 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
because then i would suffocate.....
???
hmmmm.......
are you bein' nasty to me again?
Ya know that is Nursey's job, don't ya? And, she is soooooooooooo good at it......though, you git an honorable mention, SOY-TEN-LEE......
(I noticed the smile...but....you BEAT ME when you smile, so that tis a bit misleadin')
I am kinda slow....you know....like the way you like it when havin' sex.... ? now... i aint sayin' i could cure yore cold....but....i can hold my breath for five minutes and i can lick my eyebrows.....got anything ya need washed?
Now, i realize at visual aint quite as crude as the yellow flyin' snot picture you painted, but...second best is still in tha money, right?....be sure to let us all know when you have a GOOD DAY....we all want you go have a buncha good days in a row....like this.....
MONDAY......FEEL GOOD.....
TUESDAY....THINGS WENT WELL;
WEDNESDAY.....YA HIT THE JACKPOT....
THURSDAY....YA HIT THE LOTTO...
FRIDAY ....YOU GOT LAID.....AND
YOU GOT YOUR ROCKS OFF, (IN THE SAME SESSION!!!!!!)
SATURDAY........THREE DIFFERENT DOCTORS ALL AGREED TO FILL YO SCRIPT.....
SUNDAY......EVEN GOD RESTED ONE DAY, BABY.....
you know.....
Now.... what ya got on? Your mind?
Butch
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