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Too short skirt
08.19.05 (7:01 am)   [edit]
Was invited to the Braves game last night. I was REALLY tired and was in no mood to go, but the person that invited me has been so persistent that I made myself go.

As there was a torrential rainstorm as I was about to leave, I made a last-ditch executive fashion decision that a white shirt was not a good idea. (You know, white shirt getting wet and all...) Threw on a navy V-neck shirt, some shorts, and some heavy rubber leather sandals - Birkenstocky but a little more fashionable.

As I hop out of the car at Turner Field, the rubber-sole comes completely off one of my shoes. (Fuck!) So as I walking with a 2-inch height differential (ker-plunk, ker-plunk), I'm asking security and folks if they have any rubber-bands. Alas! Eureka! I finally get a few rubber bands and rig my shoe so I can walk without any problems.

Great seats. 8th row at 1st base. The earlier rain had cooled things off but I felt my massacred short hair frizzing by the minute. (Thank goodness for hats!)

For entertainment, we had a definite fashion faux-pas in front of me. Girl - maybe 22ish - really quite pretty, but she was wearing a denim skirt that she had cut off 1/2 inch below her ass. And I was surprised to see cellulite could hit someone so young. And she had on this red sequiny belt with a little bit of overhang (if you know what I mean) which was complimented by a baby-tshirt sans bra (and she needed some support - if you know what I mean!)

So, to amuse myself while the Braves were getting slaughtered (7-1 at one point), I was taking pictures of her whenever she stood up.

Then there was this chick (best descriptors would be redneck white trash or is that redundant?) who was utterly smashed. Some stranger had to help her up/down the stairs from the bathroom.

Then there was the group of guys behind me (I never turned around to look at them) but the guy behind me had his legs stretched out over the seat next to me - and he had the nastiest toes I'd ever seen. I was hoping they were going to do a give-away for a pedicure and I'd have nominated him. Anyhoo, they were talking about women in their office, what they were wearing, one had been flirting with one of the coworkers but was concerned that she might get too attached. (All the guys were apparently married.)

In the end, the Braves rallied but still lost 7-4. And I'm one tired puppy.

And there's a maternal invasion today at 11am. Where's my Klonopin?
 


posted by: Dstar (reply)
post date: 08.19.05 (10:20 am)

Well, if it makes your being tired any more worth the effort, I am totally amused by your night. Especially the guy with the gnarly toes. You have to wonder, do people ever look at themselves?!? But, alas, if they did you wouldn't have had much to talk about.



posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 08.21.05 (1:40 am)

don't you love listening in on conversations by chics like that? there was this group of them by me and the kid at a restaurant a few weeks ago... it made me grateful for my world.



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 08.21.05 (4:19 am)

I love eaves dropping at public events. It makes me know to keep my mouth zipped! Plus mr nasty feet should have had some hot coffee spilled on them!!



posted by: MissJane (reply)
post date: 08.21.05 (2:13 pm)

geesh!



posted by: NightBreed (reply)
post date: 08.24.05 (5:11 am)

omfg... ahem someone gave me a Klonopin and it knocked me on my butt. glad to see you can walk and talk after taking those evil little pills



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.24.05 (7:59 am)

Reply to: NightBreed
April, you tend to take multiple pills and mix them - the Klonopin dosage I take occasionally just takes the edge off it. (It's not nearly as addictive as Valium and it's a more subtle effect.)



posted by: BUTCH (reply)
post date: 08.26.05 (3:52 am)

Reply to: NightBreed

Eh, ahem...do you eva git the feelin' that your posts are bein' deleted? Is sombody tryin' to tell me somn'?

Butch



posted by: NightBreed (reply)
post date: 08.29.05 (5:27 am)

Reply to: BUTCH
do huh???



posted by: sex milf (reply)
post date: 12.18.06 (8:17 am)

Not much on my mind right now. I haven't been up to anything. Today was a complete loss. That's how it is. Not much exciting going on these days.
I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. I've just been letting everything wash over me. I can't be bothered with anything recently.
I haven't gotten much done , but it's not important. Not much on my mind lately. Today was a total loss, but so it goes.


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