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C.H.i.P.S and Midget Hookers
07.15.05 (6:30 am)   [edit]
I don't have time to get into all of the details but I had another one of my strange-ass dreams. It involved the two guys from C.H.I.P.S. (Erik Estrada and that other dude), midget hookers from Malaysia, strippers, motorcycle chases, me dressing up as a stripper with a blue wig to hide my identity from bad guys, and being given counterfeit US dollars while at a bank in Italy. (I was given a $38 dollarbill among others..)

I know where the "CHIPS" part of it came from - I fell asleep watching Extra last night and someone asked Owen Wilson if he was going to do a movie version of CHIPS. I'm particularly wondering where the Malaysian Midgets came from...

Lesson: Don't fall asleep with the TV on
 


posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (3:51 am)

yikes!



posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (4:54 am)

That's one crazy dream.. Isn't it funny how everyone remembers Erik Estrada but not the other dude?



posted by: AmyHCAlum (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (7:17 am)

I thought I had crazy dreams. This should win some type of award!



posted by: gambit3131 (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (8:28 am)

I fall asleep with the TV on all the time. I just need to make sure the station I have it on doesn't have infomercials in the middle of the night. I have strange dreams about slicing and dicing.



posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (9:54 am)

OMG, you are one weird dreaming chic!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (10:46 am)

Reply to: trekguy
And there were no drugs involved with this one.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (10:47 am)

Reply to: gambit3131
I can only imagine how you would be traumatized if you fell asleep with the thighmaster commercial on.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (10:51 am)

Reply to: AmyHCAlum
I am known for my odd dreams. I don't dream often, but when I do...



posted by: Dstar (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (10:55 am)

I got beat up by a midget once, but he wasn't from Malaysia. It's a long story, but I was drunk, and he was standing on a table. My friends never miss an opportunity to bring it up!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (10:56 am)

Reply to: kreativekat
That's because Erik has been a publicity slut. He did a stint on the hispanic soap operas and did a few reality tv shows. It must suck to be stereotyped and have to be saddled wtih that sort of character.

(Remember that awful cheesey theme music? Or when they were chasing a bad guy - reminded me of porn music - not that I actually have ever seen a porn that used that sort of music.)



posted by: Dstar (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (10:57 am)

Oh, the thing that makes it funny is that I am not a small person. 6' 1", 225 pounds, not fat. I can usually handle myself with normal sized people. I can't even watch The Wizard of Oz anymore without getting freaked out.



posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (1:13 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
oh the music!! so Porn, it must go with those tight uniforms they had to wear too.lol

*shifty eyes* I don't watch porn, how would I know if the music is porn music?



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (1:36 pm)

Reply to: kreativekat

Same way I know what music in porn from the 70's - 80's sounds like:
Boogie Nights
Dirk Diggler. (hehe)

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