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Money Shot
07.14.05 (2:44 pm)   [edit]
I joined the YMCA today. (They offer scholarships to poor people like me).

I was going to swim some but there was a herd of tricycle motors screaming and splashing with swimmming lessons. Had I done laps, I would have felt the need to drown them collectively.

My ankle doctor said to use the elliptical machine rather than the treadmill (my mainstay at home). But I had a traumatic experience last time I used the elliptical machine. I am somewhat balance-challenged and I fell off it at the gym last time. I gingerly got on it today. Held on for dear life. Did 5 minutes and thought my quads were going to die. So I went to the treadmill and did a brisk 1hr walk.

Went to the locker room to get my gym bag, etc.

O.M.G.!

There was about 10 nekkid older women just chatting away in there. (Now, I am by no means a prude but it was sorta shocking.) I'm fiddling with my padlock and one older woman puts her foot up on the stool right beside me. Let's just say that I saw *A LOT* more of her than I ever really wanted to. The view should be reserved for her gyn, her husband, and someone paying to see that.

I'm traumatized. I don't think I can go back in there.
Ever.
 


posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 07.14.05 (1:30 pm)

haha. You just need to start hanging around all the old hippies in California and, trust me, you will get desensitized to nudity real fast :)



posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 07.14.05 (1:37 pm)

I read this just as I was getting ready to go to the gym.

My sister and I have this pact, if either one of us turns into one of those old ladys that just whip their clothes off and display our 'not so pretty bodies' we are to shoot each other :)



posted by: Dstar (reply)
post date: 07.14.05 (2:21 pm)

It's even worse in the guy's locker room.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.05 (3:17 pm)

Reply to: lynne
No amount of exposure to nudity would prepare me for that view of the woman. And another one sat down on a stool w/o a towel on. I was like "ewww"! This was an area of the locker room that children could go into. Wrong, wrong, wrong.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.05 (3:18 pm)

Reply to: Dstar
I'll take your word for it.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.14.05 (3:19 pm)

Reply to: kreativekat
Nothing wrong with getting dressed and undressed in the gym. But spreading ones legs like that... Tell your sister to break out the superglue on that occasion.



posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 07.14.05 (3:33 pm)

OMG woman get real! They guys never have such modesty problems, everyone just lets it all hang out! Big deal! Women have such body image problems!



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 07.14.05 (8:20 pm)

nurses see a lot of bodies every day, and a lot more of some bodies than we would probably like to see, too!! but I hear ya, there's something disconcerting about the naked flesh in the locker room thing that is kind of off -putting. I was in the shower room, post swim once, with three of my children, one of whom was my son who was about three at the time. A rather *large* sized lady strolled in, stripped down to starkers and proceeded to shower. He said in a very clear, crisp tone " mommy, why does that lady's tummy hang down so far? does she have a baby in there?" It was pretty embarrassing, as the woman was probably around 60 yrs. old!!! I laughed when we got out to the car, though!!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.15.05 (3:22 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy
It wasn't the nekkidness that got to me - it was that she was 'airing out her cooter' (as April would say)

If she was 20 and 100lbs lighter, it would be more like something out of a porn flick.



posted by: linda (reply)
post date: 07.18.05 (6:06 am)

you should have told her to put "that thing " away, yuck!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.18.05 (3:02 pm)

Reply to: linda
I just hope that my jaw-dropping expression was not as obvious as I felt it was.

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