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Naughty Thoughts
06.15.05 (2:23 pm)   [edit]
Some (hopefully) good news...
Yesterday I met with an advocate who is going to help expedite my disability claim. She made copies of all my medical records, even photocopied info from my book on Chronic Fatigue, said she'd probably be calling my mother for additional info from her. I was really impressed with her thoroughness and seemed on the ball. She's meeting with them on Friday. I've been so frustrated with the system. And I really don't have the 'oomph' to put up with the bureaucracy.

I had an MRI on Monday of my noggin. My appt was at 6pm. I was instructed to be there 30 mins early. (Of course I was) I was also instructed not to eat anything after midnight. (So I had gone 18 hours sans food.) I called at 4:30 to ask if they were running on schedule. She said yep.

What time did I get in for my MRI? Try after 11pm. Fortunately, I had a book (which I read cover to cover while waiting), my MP3 player (whose battery was running low) and my phone (which I had been talking on the phone quite a bit) However, the MRI technician was a cutie. He had the most amazing gray eyes - reminded me of the color of a dolphin. He was sweet, flirty and I can't tell you the naughty thoughts that ran thru my brain while I sat in the MRI tube for those 45 mins.

I don't feel so great, going to go lay down for a while. Hope all's well.
 


posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (1:13 pm)

oooh if only the MRI could read your thoughts ;)



posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (2:51 pm)

*fingers cross*
good luck!



posted by: baileydog (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (3:22 pm)

get something to eat, that'll make u feel better.



posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (3:39 pm)

I hope the MRI went well!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (3:39 pm)

Reply to: kreativekat
I was wondering if the parts of the brain that register sexual thoughts would appear as throbbing? LOL



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (3:40 pm)

Reply to: SweetDiva
Won't know any details until July 6 when I have my neuro appt - unless there's something majorly wrong.



posted by: BUTCH (reply)
post date: 06.16.05 (10:05 am)

hope you git feelin' better, cause next time you lie down in an MRI machine and start thinkin' em naughty thoughts, pick up your cell and ring up....1-800-do-me-hard-butch, and I will ride to yo rescue......

Butch



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 06.16.05 (12:49 pm)

did the cutie give you a head set to block out the noise of the "rocks in the dryer"? or did you get to use your own. Our facility has strict policies on what you can and can not have in the MRI. You are not allowed to go in with eyeshadow on. Apparently the metallic flecks can cause the magnet to pull on them and cause irritation to the lids!!



posted by: BUTCH (reply)
post date: 06.16.05 (12:50 pm)

Reply to: childish

yeah..why don't you give at a try?

Butch



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (1:29 am)

Reply to: childish
Apparently, you haven't read my blog for too long - so don't go making sweeping judgments.

AND, you did read it, didn't you?
Don't let the tblog door hit your arse on the way out.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (1:31 am)

Reply to: BUTCH
Then I'd probably have a panic attack and need to be pulled from the machine.



posted by: childish (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (3:04 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
i've read it for long enough to know that you use it as a forum to talk about what you wear on your dates and how tan you are and that you like to use suggestive subject lines to get traffic. Just observing. Sorry if you were offended. I won't be back.



posted by: BUTCH (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (6:55 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva

You'd have an attack, awright....

A HARD attack....

(git feelin' betta....!)

Butch



posted by: BUTCH (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (6:57 am)

Reply to: childish

She don't ever git offended, chump, she gits EVEN.....

Your screen name fits you to a TEE

You know, I spar with ole Scubar all the time, cause she fights back.....I like it......but, there is no call to be RUDE...., dipshit (see?)....that is my job!

Butch



posted by: childish (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (7:08 am)

Reply to: BUTCH
hey chill. no hard feelings ok?



posted by: BUTCH (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (8:42 am)

Reply to: childish

Sure.....I think I know you....you look very familiar.......

Butch



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (10:26 am)

Reply to: childish
No, childish, apparently you don't. I've tried to keep things light lately because I've been dealing with a lot of less that upbeat stuff. For starters, I have a lot of serious health issues that weigh heavily on me. Secondly. last month I was drugged by someone that I thought was my friend and he did a lot of quite brutal and sadistic things to me for about 8 hours. So forgive me if you think my writings are trivial. Sometimes it's a diversion to focus on some of the lighter things.

And, I thought it was rather amusing that I was having somewhat erotic thoughts in the MRI of my brain and wondered if it would show those parts of teh brain as active.

The point is - you clicked. Apparently, you were looking for something more 'enticing' that what you read.

I don't have to pander to get people to read my blogs. I have more than enough traffic - so I'm sure I'll manage without your visits to my blog. Let's see - 184k+ visits in about a year. Minus one (you).

I think I'll manage.



posted by: childish (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (10:38 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
As i told your buddy "butch", no hard feelings. I shouldn't have posted my observations in the first place. You are certainly entitled to blog about whatever you want to. Happy blogging!



posted by: BUTCH (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (11:08 am)

Reply to: childish

Uh... she MIGHT take exception to callin' me her BUDDY.....

I aint close to her, I am jes tryin' to git into her pants along wif about 1000 other honey's whose hearts and minds are the subject of my attention.....(the mind is a terrible thing to waste, but I try to lay waste to as many of em as possible....)

I am just a touble maker. Ask anyone....

Personally, I think the ideal woman is deaf, dumb, blind, wealthy and loves gas powered tormentors
(saves me the trouble and I can jes watch.....) and is horned up really, really bad.......but, none of em hold that against me....(they wouldn't get that close!!!)

Butch



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 06.17.05 (1:40 pm)

Reply to: BUTCH
butch you need medical attention, stat!



posted by: butch (reply)
post date: 06.18.05 (4:07 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy

you got some for me?

butch



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.18.05 (9:18 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy
Sassy is now officially a 'short-haired' cat. She was REALLY good. The trimmer I got is quiet. The only time she got antsy was when I was doing the part of her tummy near her butt. It looks good - just a few spots I need to even up, but I took off a ball of fur that was bigger than a soccer ball.



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (2:04 am)

wow, I'll have to see if my cat would go for it! I somehow really don't think she will! I wonder if the cat gets itchy when the hair grows back out.
You know, like shaving your pubes!! ( which happened only once before surgery, ewwww)



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (2:05 am)

Reply to: butch
yes, lots of nursing attention on the end of a great big enema hose!!!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (2:38 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy
She's not shaved bare - just really short. And she looks skinnier and younger too. (Not that I think they care..)



posted by: butch (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (6:47 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy

Nursey Worsey....do you understand the term....sadist?

Come on...give it up....ole Butch don't want the whole loaf....jes a slice....!!!

Butch



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (11:10 am)

Reply to: butch
ok, forget the enemas, I'll just give you a suppository, a famous nursenancy "silver bullet" it'll give ya get up and go!!!



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (11:12 am)

maybe they do care, who knows. My cat stares at me in the bathroom. Is she , like, comparing?



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (11:47 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy
I have a large mirror that sits on the floor - they sit there and stare at themselves quite frequently for extended periods of time. They know it's not another cat. I'd love to know what they are thinking.

(Does this collar bring out the color in my eyes? Does this name tag make my hips look large? How would I look as a blonde? Dammit, I see a gray hair!)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (11:48 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy
Boy, do you two know how to kill a thread.



posted by: butch (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (8:01 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva

Sounds to me like....you got the sickness...and Butch has the cure...

Butch



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 06.20.05 (12:42 am)

Sorry!! that Butch is too naughty and I just get carried away with my nurse Cratchit act!!! But he so needs it!



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 06.20.05 (12:46 am)

My cat is mostly white haired. She will seek out and destroy anything that is black. ( except various family members, of course!!:) )I mean it. I have a black laptop bag, and if I happen to lay it down on the table, poof, she's there in a flash to lie on it and rub white hair all over it. Same for black sweaters or slacks that you might just lay out on the bed for TWO SECONDS!! it's like she possesses some kind of radar that lets her know something black is waiting to be destroyed!!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.20.05 (3:32 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy

LMAO because Sassy does the SAME thing with anything white or light-colored. (Even white paper on the floor!)

What is the deal? Lulu doesn't care about stuff like that!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.20.05 (3:33 am)

Reply to: NurseNancy
I think you need to get a REALLY REALLY big suppository. Like one for a gorilla.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.20.05 (3:34 am)

Reply to: butch
The cure for me is an all-expense paid month-long trip to Playa del Carmen Mexico.



posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 06.21.05 (3:40 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
oh I know, the proctologists dream, the perfect a**hole!!

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