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Please explain....
06.12.05 (8:40 am)   [edit]
Someone explain "SKORTS" to me. I just don't get the appeal.

I've done 'surgery' on two pairs of skorts. I turn them inside-out and cut out the 'short' part of it, making it a skirt. Sort of like separating twins.
 


posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (6:08 am)

As I tell my daughter, better than flashing your panties to the world when you bend over or get out of a car. Or if your wearing your thong, you'll keep from flashing your bare ass!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (6:12 am)

Reply to: trekguy
I don't wear thongs. And a lady knows how to move in a skirt to NOT show her panties unless we intended to. (They taught that to us in finishing school - well, not the part about intentionally showing panties.)



posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (9:16 am)

When did skorts come back. I went shopping the other day for Shorts, and all I could find was skorts, and the dang things are so short , there is no way I'm putting one of those one.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (9:41 am)

Reply to: kreativekat
I hate shorts. I prefer skirts... Hence I did my skort-ectomy. I could send you the fabric and you could add a ruffle at the bottom of the short-skorts to lengthen them. Ruffles are in right now on hemlines. Granted, they make your hips/thighs/ass look huge but...



posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (10:29 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
yeah no ruffles for me. I was actually looking for some shorts to roller blade in and the skorts i saw were sweat suit kinda material. that's just wrong!



posted by: childish (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (12:35 pm)

they feel too bulky to me.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (3:11 pm)

Reply to: kreativekat
Not sure what to recommend for roller-blading. I'd say perhaps a padded sumo suit. (I only roller blade on flat surfaces now due to an unfortunate accident about 10 years ago)



posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (4:05 pm)

I love skorts
Love them love them!
I'm not a skirt wearer personally
but I love to show my legs so with skorts I can show them tighs and not have to worry about showing my drawls lol!



posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (7:05 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
hahahaha that's funny cuz i took a bad fall a few years ago got road rash on the butt lol. but i still go I just avoid rocks like the plague ;) and hills are ok if they are small.



posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (7:38 pm)

skorts are an abomination.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (2:50 am)

Reply to: onebadjen
I'm with ya. Stomp out Skorts!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (2:52 am)

Reply to: kreativekat
Short version:
College student. Bought CHEAP rollerblades. Used to compete in ice skating as a kid, so rollerblading came easy to me. BIG hill. Brake came off skate. Car. Me. Sliding on asphalt. Road rash ALL the way up my left side.

'Nuff said.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (2:53 am)

Reply to: SweetDiva
Sweetie,
We gotta teach you about how to carry yourself so you don't show your undergarments. A Diva does NOT wear "drawls". If you do, you're getting your Diva-certification revoked.



posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (3:17 am)

I have a friend who likes skorts because she gets chub rub on her thighs... and she can't wear shorts at work. This gives her the best of both worlds. I am not a fan of them though.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (3:49 am)

Reply to: chicalookate

Chub Rub?
O.M.G.



posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (4:38 am)

For those of us with fat thighs it can be quite painful. I am suprised I haven't caught on fire from the friction.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (4:59 am)

Reply to: chicalookate
I hate my thighs too. But I've never heard that term before.



posted by: trekguy (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (5:23 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
Finishing school?? OMG I bet there is a stoy in that one!!



posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (5:28 am)

Oh, it is one we use quite often. :D



posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (6:12 am)

Reply to: chicalookate
Chub Rub that's a good one!!



posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (6:13 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
ohhhh that sounds like a nasty fall!!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (11:34 am)

Reply to: kreativekat
Figured it was better than becoming a hood ornament.



posted by: budget (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (5:45 pm)

Reply to: trekguy

What's wrong with flahing your bare ass? I mean unless you are getting complaints...



posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (11:18 am)

Yeah, I don't have the skinniest thighs so I do own a skort, and it's very cute -- very light cotton in a tiny black & white print -- very floaty. It doesn't look like shorts, even from the back, but it's comfy.

My solution to chub rub (G-d, I HATE that term!) is to wear bike shorts under skirts. It ain't pretty, but it does the job.



posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (6:39 pm)

Reply to: ScubaDiva
I know how to carry myself
and I've seen enough panties that I didn't want to see from females in short skirts, from the switching the leg they have crossed to the just sitting with thier legs closed, even sitting lady like if the skirt is short and stiff....sometimes it don't flow to cover. I like my skorts, I have no worries of showing my personals to anyone but who I want to see them. =)



posted by: SweetDiva (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (6:40 pm)

Reply to: chicalookate
LMAO @ chub rub! ;-)
great term!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (2:19 am)

Reply to: SweetDiva
I mastered the art of sitting in a short skirt in finishing school. One does NOT cross their legs in a short skirt. One sits at an angle in the chat and gracefully crosses her ankles. And if she's wearing a skirt that shows her undergarments when sitting, it's TOO DAMN SHORT.

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