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| Women in the Military |
| 06.01.04 (2:39 pm) [edit] |
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From my quote du jour: We have women in the military, they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say: You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." Elayne Boosler Kinda funny and somewhat true... esp if they said the uniforms made your ass look big... |
posted by: Shark99 (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (11:42 am)
Mmm women in uniforms and big butts, a dangerous combination around me hahaha ;)
posted by: J (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (11:45 am)
LOL this is gooood too
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (11:46 am)
Reply to: Shark99
Ewwww.
posted by: Greybeard (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (12:54 pm)
Wish I had thought of that when I was pushing troops!
posted by: riverrat338 (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (3:25 pm)
if we only had used that strategy in Iraq we would have already been done and back home by now! LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (3:31 pm)
Reply to: riverrat338
And imagine if they were all PMS'ing and suffering from chocolate withdrawal...
posted by: Snickerdoodle (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (3:37 pm)
I love your blog :>
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (3:39 pm)
Reply to: Snickerdoodle
Why thank you! Glad you enjoy. My fave posting lately is the one titled "talk about a lay"...
posted by: brogonzo (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (4:08 pm)
Haha, yeah, I'd think that would do it. Of course, I don't think they keep women out of the front lines because they don't think women can fight...
posted by: Magoo (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (4:16 pm)
Big Butts in those camouflage things are pretty scary!!!! Livin here in Pensacola I see a lot of them, wow....News flash....IF the camouflage carb is supposed to HIDE you.....IT DONT!!!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (4:20 pm)
Reply to: Magoo
AMEN!!! I wish we could send out a memo to all big-butted women about this!!
posted by: JenaRathbun (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (6:28 pm)
I was in the army for 4 years...and in alot of cases that is true. My butt wasn't big when I was in the service...I actually made the uniform look good--if you believe that-- it landed me a husband ;)
posted by: epitomeofgirl (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (6:45 pm)
Haha! I love your blog.. funny stuff!!
But a reply to what you said in my journal::
Well, I have a Nokia cell, not sure if that has anything to do with it cuz they all might be like this but you have to enter a security code to get your voicemail and to make a long story short it won't let me get my voicemail so I don't know what he said...
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (7:08 pm)
LMAO! That couldn't be more true!
posted by: misskendy (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (7:55 pm)
yeah...we could have found osama by now ROFL
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (4:02 am)
Most women do look fat in cammies. There are a few, very few, that don't. Side note: if a woman looks good in cammies, she must be a hottie, cammies are NOT flattering. Does this mean I'm going to have every woman in the military after me now? Sweeeeet.
I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny ... sorry.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (5:00 am)
Reply to: Saint027
We need to start a movement with the DOD to come up with more figure-flattering fatigues. LOL
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (5:01 am)
Reply to: misskendy
Be afraid, be very afraid! bawahhaaha
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (5:02 am)
Reply to: epitomeofgirl
the security code has nothing to do with the phone itself, but the service provider. Generally the default passcode for vm is #1111 or 1111#. You might call customer service for assistance beyond that.
(I used to be in national account sales for a major wireless provider.)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (5:03 am)
Reply to: SheSpecies
Granted the women that look good on the runways in camo, would never actually need to wear the stuff. It's one of those major "glamour magazine's" fashion Don'ts!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (5:04 am)
Reply to: JenaRathbun
Your ass has always been spectacular. I can tell by the way you blog. ;)
posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (6:46 am)
LMAO
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (8:17 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Funny you should mention this. See, I had this dream once ...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (8:20 am)
Reply to: Saint027
For some reason, I bet you're not the only red-blooded male to have one. ;)
posted by: Saint027 (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (8:25 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
You don't think so?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (8:26 am)
Reply to: Saint027
Nope.
posted by: Magoo (reply)
post date: 06.02.04 (5:36 pm)
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha...I am only now getting to my comments back from comments made...LOL....whats that song...
'I like big butts ...." like NOT
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 06.03.04 (5:30 am)
Nothing like a woman who's figure is called into questions right? Funny! lol :D
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.03.04 (5:41 am)
Reply to: Cyberpal
I'm bootically-challenged, so I find the whole thing amusing.
I wonder if we could come up with a similar technique for men? Insulting their mothers? Telling them their package is a joke?
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 06.03.04 (5:47 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Actually.... summin along the lines of a sister, g/f, wife or summin like that usually does the trick for most men...
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.03.04 (5:56 am)
Reply to: Cyberpal
Put that theory into practice and you'll be a 4star general in no time.
And, got my fingers crossed for you to get some good news this afternoon!!!
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