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| Bootay Call |
| 05.16.04 (9:56 pm) [edit] |
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Last night (technically early this a.m.), my phone rang. I usually have the ringer off on my phone, but apparently when I was dusting, I flipped the ringer back on. I don't answer it. Phone rings again. It's, shall we call him, "Dick". I look at the clock - it's 3:21. I think to myself, "gee, I wonder what he wants?" "Dick" asks me how I'm doing. Now mind you, I haven't spoken to "Dick" in about 21/2 months and haven't seen him since October(?) when we had dinner just to catch up. I reply "I'm sleeping, how are you?" He says he's ok. I inquire if he's inebriated and needs a ride. (I won't turn down a drunk.) He says he's not but he's "been thinking about (me) a lot lately." (My eyes roll - how "suave" he is.) I don't take the bait. I tell him to email me next week and we can do lunch. (Figured that would send a message - it ain't happening!) He said he's missed me and really wanted to see me tonight. I interrupt him and ask - is it really me that he's missing or is he just trying to get lucky? "Dick" and I dated (I'm counting) 7 years ago. He had just graduated from law school. He took a job out of town, so it fizzled. We remained in contact via email and phone. I've seen him maybe 4 times in the past 7 years since he moved. (But he's back in town) Anyway, I digress... I tell "Dick" that I can assure him that the road to sex with me does not include a booty call at 3:21a.m. and that he'll have to keep flipping thru his little black book. I hear a deep sigh on the other end. I say "Oh, Dick, could you do me a favor RIGHT NOW?" He replies "Anything for you babe." I say "Write by my number DO NOT CALL AFTER 9PM" and I hang up. MEN! |
posted by: LastPoeticKiss (reply)
post date: 05.16.04 (7:04 pm)
*chuckles* why cant guys get hints!? im tellin ya, it would make their lives so much easier without us looking like we are PMS-ing all the time.
posted by: kre8ivemom (reply)
post date: 05.16.04 (7:13 pm)
Men seem to think it's all about them. They should GET A CLUE!
posted by: oneswtladee206 (reply)
post date: 05.16.04 (7:35 pm)
hahahahha... you go! you think if a man wanted ass he would give you notice... atleast take ya to dinner too! jusst joking...
when you can just get back at my page...
posted by: ScarlettGKPi (reply)
post date: 05.16.04 (8:32 pm)
I guess I am just lucky to have a man who cares enough about me not to think it's all about him because it's all about us!
posted by: misskendy (reply)
post date: 05.16.04 (9:02 pm)
I am lucky..my man knows its all about ME :D LOL
posted by: Daisymae (reply)
post date: 05.16.04 (11:07 pm)
You go girl! Why do men think that is acceptable? Or that it's going to work?
posted by: bleiben (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (1:22 am)
LOLOLOL
THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by: bleiben (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (1:23 am)
but what if you want to booty call someone.
posted by: babigurl (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (1:47 am)
haha u poor thing!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (4:19 am)
Reply to: babigurl
It must be the moon or something. If I didn't think they'd take me up on it, I'd make a point by returning the booty call.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (4:22 am)
Reply to: kre8ivemom
I'm only looking for one good one. (Or maybe two to choose from) - Why is that soooo hard?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (4:23 am)
Reply to: LastPoeticKiss
Men. Can't shoot 'em. Can't run over them repeatedly with your Mercedes either. But, they have their moments when you decide they are worth keeping around.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (4:25 am)
Reply to: bleiben
A booty call is totally not my style. And you would think these guys would get the picture with me.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (4:26 am)
Reply to: oneswtladee206
Obviously, I've dated some real "gems". I just wonder how many rejected calls he got before I got his call...? LMAO
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (4:27 am)
Reply to: ScarlettGKPi
The concept of "us" is totally foreign to me. It's all "wiifm".
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (4:28 am)
Reply to: Daisymae
I think it's like spam - occasionally there is a nibble, so it just encourages them to try more.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (5:11 am)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
I got another one last night from another guy. I'll blog about it later.
posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (5:18 am)
Have never gotten a booty call... pretty happy with that fact. Though it would make for an amusing story.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (5:22 am)
Reply to: chicalookate
We can change that. I'll just pass along your number. Maybe I can get a good night's sleep then. ;)
posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (8:09 am)
No thanks, I need my sleep too... and I haven't been getting enough of it lately.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (9:08 am)
Reply to: chicalookate
Imagine when you start giving them directions and they realize it's not around the corner - lmao.
posted by: J (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (10:53 am)
i know some females like that too. but they r good at making the guy feel like they raelly do miss him and they cant 'go on' without him. then they take off on him again. the thing with females is..i think they really do believe all that stuff at the time they r sayin it ..cuz they r lonely. then after its done they go back to normal and dont want em anymore.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (1:48 pm)
Reply to: J
Yes, booty calls go both ways.... And I got ANOTHER one last night.
posted by: J (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (12:38 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
ew another one sheeeeesh~
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (12:49 pm)
Hey, not that I condone Dick, but hey dont hate a guy for trying.... if it weren't you Scub, who knows he mighta got lucky. You never get unless you ask!! We aren't all "Dicks"!! (couldn't help myself there... sorry!) :)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (2:52 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
I know not all of you are dicks, but I seem to be a dick magnet... It gets old. I should have an automated phone system that says "If you're a booty call, press 1, your intentions are honorable, press 2.."
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (4:11 pm)
LMAO
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