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| So you say I need to get laid... |
| 05.05.04 (9:36 am) [edit] |
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[i][b]I’ll come over and make love to you at 5 o’clock. If I’m late, start without me.[/b][/i] Tallulah Bankhead[b] Several times in the past couple of weeks, some people close to me (and some not so close to me) have made a comment to me about needing to get laid. This led to some reflection. Clearly from my details about dating, it's clear I have't gotten a hot sausage injection in a while. So, is there more to the situation? Am I becoming an uuber bitch? And if I get laid, it's not like it's going to make me any less cynical. If I wanted to get "laid" for the sake of bumping uglies, I could pick up the phone and have any one of six to eight guys here in less than an hour. But honestly, none of them would even be worth the effort. Some of them, I have had one form or another of carnal knowledge with and others are just ripe for the picking. The quality of the "action" just isn't worth me bothering to shave my legs (or any other areas). I'd rather use rely on "Mr. Trusty" (my vibrator) or read a book than deal with some of my recent suitors. I'm sick of men that are only into it for themselves. MANY profess to want to please the woman, etc. But in reality - they think 5 seconds of fumbling down there qualifies as foreplay and after that - bam! I'm not expecting John Holmes or some cowboy that can outlast the Energizer Bunny. I've also gotten a lot of slack because I don't jump into bed with a guy off the bat. I was told by a guy that "everyone" has sex by the 3rd date. I laughed out loud - I have had A LOT of dates - and I've NEVER hopped into bed on/before the 3rd date. Sorry, but I want to know more about a man and have some sort of connection. One day, I would love to have that zing - to find someone that made me so excited (intellectually and physically). But I'm not going to bed-hop around for the hell of it to test the waters. I admit it, I have standards and I'm unwilling to waiver on those. I want a guy with a brain, a heart, a conscience and a life. So, if that means that I haven't boinked lately, give me some slack. I love men and my blog isn't meant to be hateful toward men at all - I have a sense of humor about my dating adventures and hope guys and girls can identify with it and laugh (with or at) me. Ok, got that off my chest. I'll probably come back to edit this later...[/b] |
posted by: Janemma (reply)
post date: 05.05.04 (7:02 am)
hot sausage injection???? I've never heard that!
And I agree - good sex is DEFINITELY worth the wait ;)
posted by: patsie (reply)
post date: 05.05.04 (7:04 am)
sex is overreated anyways......all a gal really needs is her pocket rocket and a well stocked supply of batteries!!!!!! I'm not saying that my bf is bad in bed because he's not, it's just that what my little battery operated friend can do for me no man ever could...... You haven't been f*cked till you've f*cked yourself"!!!!!!
posted by: rcarter8766 (reply)
post date: 05.05.04 (7:17 am)
Don't edit it. I like it the way it is. Lets guys know where you stand and I think thats good for us.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.05.04 (7:21 am)
I disagree - I don't think sex is overrated. I need more than a pocket rocket - but I need it good and I want it all. I believe I'll be officially eligible for regaining my virginity next week.
posted by: elusivestate (reply)
post date: 05.05.04 (10:15 am)
again, we are in the same boat. are you sure we aren't mystic twins?! ;)
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 05.05.04 (11:20 am)
What can I say? Except you have to know how a man thinks.... "When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows."...... dont give up on men, we aint all bad! :)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.05.04 (11:24 am)
Reply to: Cyberpal
I was thinking about putting a marquis over my front door that said:
Abandon all hope of getting laid, ye who enter here.
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 05.05.04 (12:50 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Well in that case... just put "Ice Queen".... hopers turn back!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.05.04 (12:57 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
The thing is, I'm not an ice queen (or princess) - I'm flirty and very touchy-feely. Just tired of dating guys that just want to get in my pants.
(And, for the record, I'm wearing capri pants tonight)
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (3:29 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Capri pants?? Hmmm! well.......
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (3:36 am)
Reply to: Cyberpal
And I looked darn cute...
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (3:38 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Yeah well, I've only got your word to go on that!! So howd'it go on THE DATE last night.... Icy? :-P
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (3:53 am)
Reply to: Cyberpal
date itself sucked but I had a blast at the concert
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (3:57 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Cool! =)
posted by: Sybil (reply)
post date: 05.07.04 (7:24 am)
I agree with Diva here. Sex is not at all overrated. It's a basic human need.
I will also agree, however, that no sex is better than bad sex.
It took me & MW 3 months of very steady dating before either of us were willing to become intimate... which is in and of itself, another story... and post-worthy. I'll write about it later.
;)
posted by: Daisymae (reply)
post date: 05.10.04 (12:34 pm)
I have never had sex on/before the 3rd date either..Where are these women?
posted by: SheSpecies (reply)
post date: 05.10.04 (10:37 pm)
Reply to: Janemma
I think it's only overrated when you're in bed with people you're not sexually compatible with.
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