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This made me chuckle....
05.01.04 (7:04 pm)   [edit]
[b]Due to a slight mix-up with pills on the kitchen counter, my husband will be heartworm-free for the next 30 days.[/b]

*** This is something I read - I do not have a husband or a dog. (And sometimes they are one in the same.)
 


posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 05.01.04 (4:33 pm)

Well, that's good to know! You don't want any heartworms sneaking in when you aren't looking.

But I am a tad concerned what it was the dog was given instead...



posted by: greendaygurl2 (reply)
post date: 05.01.04 (7:52 pm)

lmao!!! I hope that isn't something that could harm him...?



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.01.04 (10:13 pm)

Reply to: noguru
I'll give you his # and email - you can talk to him. I, on the otherhand, prefer to date men that don't wear skirts.



posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.01.04 (11:33 pm)

LMMFAO!! I'm like the other poster.. I hope your hubby is ok.

I'm still laughing...



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.01.04 (11:36 pm)

Reply to: JennsAbsent
I don't have a hubby - It was something I read in the paper.

At least I don't think I have a husband. I better not. I don't remember the proposal, engagement, my mother taking over the ceremony or the honeymoon...



posted by: ReDPLaiDChUcKs (reply)
post date: 05.02.04 (12:17 am)

LMAO! ahahahaha. That's kind of like a story in Cosmo Girl that I read the other day:
A girl was babysitting her cousin. She takes the kid into the bathroom and starts brushing his teeth. She notices that the kid is making really strange faces while she's brushing, but she kind of ignores them. Later, she finds out that she wasn't brushing the kid's teeth with toothpaste, but with diaper rash ointment that was placed right next to the toothpaste!! haha!



posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.02.04 (9:44 am)

Reply to: ScubaDiva

lmao @ mother taking over ceremony. I see you have a fair amount of knowledge on the subject, despite your lack of aisle walking, eh?



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.02.04 (9:50 am)

Reply to: JennsAbsent
She's an interior decorator - and it KILLS her that I haven't let her decorate my place. I don't have any living room/dining room furniture because I haven't decided what I want to do there - and haven't seen anything I absolutely LOVED. Yet she keeps bringing over fabric samples and catalogs... She frequently uses the phrase "we can..." (I'm like huh?) Her response is "I thought we had decided..."

My response is "No, WE didn't decide on anything - I said no and you didn't like it..."

blah blah blah blah.

And if I ever met a man I'd be willing to put up with for more than 3 dates, he'd change his identity and leave the country after meeting my mother...

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