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My Boobs and My Neighbor
05.01.04 (12:53 am)   [edit]
[b]This is why I never venture outside during daylight around my house anymore. (Well, not often)

The house next-door to mine was up for sale last spring/summer. (Apparently the real estate agent didn't use me as a bonus when showing the house! LMAO!) Eventually it closed in July-ish. I never saw anyone around - there was never any trash out for pick-up and I never saw any lights on...

One Saturday morning, I decided to do some cleaning in the garage. Threw on some shorts and tank-top that has one of those "built in bras" - but the whole thing was too big. I didn't care - it was hot outside and I was going to be getting grungy...

I have the radio going, in my cleaning "zone", bent over to pick up a box when I hear "Hello, I'm your new neighbor and I wanted to introduce myself."

I look down and realize that he has full view of my nips at the moment. Mortification would be an understatement. We had a brief conversation but I cannot tell you what was discussed, what his name is, what he looks like, NOTHING! The entire time I was thinking - "OMG this guy just saw my nips."

Now don't get me wrong - I love my perky boobies (thanks to Dr. Jones!), but I just prefer to be more selective about who views them, under what conditions, and for how long. (And usually they've shelled out for a few meals and flowers by then too!)

After that, on weekends during the summer, I'd be sitting outside on my porch reading - and he'd be standing on his porch (which is at a much higher elevation than mine), smoking a ciggy, staring at me.
So then, I am not only mortified, but creeped out.

Fortunately, the dude travels a lot and I don't have to be outside much. And when I do, I wear a turtleneck. I don't care if it's 100 degrees outside in July - these girls are staying covered...[/b]
 


posted by: spicyskewrl (reply)
post date: 05.01.04 (12:27 pm)

that would sux soooo bad!!!



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.01.04 (12:39 pm)

Reply to: spicyskewrl
Do you know how hard it is to find summer-weight turtlenecks? LOL



posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.01.04 (11:56 pm)

LMMFAO.

We had a couple that lived 3 doors down a year or so ago. I became friends with the girl but her hubby SOOOO creeped me out. He always hugged me ENTIRELY too often and too ummm close... Ick.. Eww... yuck.

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