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| First a condom, then a bandaid |
| 04.30.04 (12:59 pm) [edit] |
|
[b]A friend mentioned how he is home sick today due to being injured "in the act". Made me wonder - how many other people have ended up in the ER as a result of frisky fornication? *Now we're not talking about missing gerbils or bottles that accidently got stuck in various orifices. I'm extremely accident-prone, but thank goodness I haven't had to explain to the ER doctor that I was having sex with Ty on his workbench that was on uneven ground and we fell and I got serious splinters in my ass... So any amusing stories out there?[/b] |
posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (10:16 am)
No... but maybe I make some up.
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (12:21 pm)
I had one a while back. Condom got lost, and she started complaining of cramps and pain! So I call the ER and get a nurse... I then ask to speak to a guy. she says "Nothing I haven't dealt with, just tell me what happened?"
I then proceed to tell, she bursts out laughing.... I was mortified, asks me to bring her in... we get there have to tell 3 sets of nurses, wait 4hrs before being seen and then I get all these evil looks from the nurses as word spreads round the ER. Took the doc all of 10mins to get it out with some kinda forceps contraption... all this for a girl I'd only met the week before and it so happened to be our first liason too. Let's just say there wasn't a repeat performance... she put me off sex for all of two weeks! :P
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (12:24 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
TWO WHOLE WEEKS?!?! YOU?!?! 2 weeks without sex? I cannot imagine. Good idea for a blog. I'll give you credit...
posted by: hardtoimagine (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (12:51 pm)
off topic--->I just checked out your photos on photobucket. You have some great pictures! Some of those underwater shots would make for a great header!
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (12:56 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
I might just blog abt it in detail... but in third person so as not to reveal my identity... You pinkie-swear not to tell?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (12:57 pm)
Reply to: hardtoimagine
TY - no clue how to do that stuff. I'm lucky to be able to find decent porn on my 'puter. (KIDDING!)
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (12:58 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
I pinky-swear in my freshly manicured pinkies. To hear about "THE" stud in action - whooooa! (Quoting Joey Lawrence!)
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:00 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Whatever!! :-P
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:01 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
It's T-E-R-R-A-C-O-T-T-A
B-U-R-G-A-N-D-Y
B-O-U-D-O-U-I-R (you got that right!)
Hell, I'm impressed you even know what terracotta is - and "pine" instead of "green". Whoa. YOu sure you're not gay? LMAO (I AM KIdding!)
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:03 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
I was right abt the Burgundy miss-know-it-all :-P I'm British remember!! :-P
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:05 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
so that makes it right? You brits and your "schedules" make me want to toss bitters and shoot crumpets out my arse.
(HA)
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:13 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
English is OUR, first language you know?! :-P
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:15 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
Keep deluding yourself
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:18 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
Dont hate hun, I feel your pain, really I do!! :-P
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:19 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
I'm not a hater.
What was left out was
"Diva rolls eyes and makes retching noises"
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:20 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on this one Scuba.... I know that's hard for you, but there's always a first right?! :-P
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:22 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
What's there to disagree with?
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:24 pm)
That Brits are always right!! :-P
posted by: hardtoimagine (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:30 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
hmmm...maybe i'll have to grab a couple of those picks and hook you up! that is, if you would like a new header....let me know.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:36 pm)
Reply to: hardtoimagine
you can play with the pics if you want. I wouldn't be able to figure out how to apply it - do whatever to entertain yourself.
posted by: grrlpink (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:43 pm)
well...i had a grrlfriend one time catch me at just the wrong angle with a just long enough finger nail. gash inside. had to go to my gynocologist..but not the er.. but that was some freak occurence. dont even know how it happened really.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (1:53 pm)
Reply to: grrlpink
Yet another reason to have short, well-manicured nails!
posted by: qutepie2 (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (6:20 pm)
I had something happen to me like what happened to Cyberpal's well, uh, pal. Although I didn't go to the doctor.
The condom got lost, we didn't know where it went, we looked all over the bed, the blankets, the floor, etc. A couple of hours later I went to the bathroom and WA-LA... there is was.
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (9:00 pm)
Reply to: qutepie2
Is that a magic trick you learned in Vegas? The disappearing and reappearing rubber?
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (9:02 pm)
Reply to: qutepie2
And did you check the chandelier? Some times when those suckers get airborne... LMAO
posted by: qutepie2 (reply)
post date: 04.30.04 (9:37 pm)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
LMAO..... They really do take off, don't they?
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.02.04 (12:02 am)
I once had sex against a nasty bathroom wall (it was that imperative) at the baseball park and then some bit later on the benches. It was midday and thankfully empty but I'll be damned if I'm on the bottom with a metal bench beneath me ever again.
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