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Don't make me go!!!!
03.31.09 (3:35 pm)   [edit]

Last day of my medical leave. I'm torn about going back to work - I loathe my boss and the micro-management and time-wasting hoops we have to hop through.

I've heard through the grapevine that they are cutting a lot of the senior sales people that have higher salaries if they don't step things up pronto. (Guess that includes me.) I haven't checked email in a month - I usually get about 80 emails a day. (Do the math.)

I would have liked to have taken a vacay - but the whole roomie thing up in the air kept me in limbo. Either I'll have to close some major deals to get some beach time or if I get canned. (How sad is that?) I already have 2 weeks prepaid of beach condo time that I have to take b4 November.

I feel so so but allergies are kicking my butt right now. I can barely keep my eyes open from the pollen. I've kept my windows closed and haven't stepped outdoors in three days. I'm taking Patanol, Benedryl, Clariton, Flonase. It ain't cutting it.

 
Diva's Weekend Of Wild Monkey Sex with Lenny Kravitz
03.30.09 (11:21 pm)   [edit]

While he was scooting back into those leather pants, I took a few shots of his house.

I thought you'd enjoy.
His bedroom was exactly how I pictured it...

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Ok, I didn't have wild monkey sex with him. Not even sex. Met him ages ago and he oozes sex. I thought you'd appreciate the peek...

 
Diva Rants About Men
03.28.09 (8:49 am)   [edit]
Haven't seen prospective roomie that I smooched since last Friday. We've spoken only briefly and each call has been cut short with some call he needed to take. (I get that he's trying to finagle some deals and reconnect with old contacts here in town but geesh!) He's having a 'guy's weekend' (whatever that means) and is then heading back to Dallas for a few days. He didn't want to burden me with taking care of his two Great Danes while he's out of town. (thank you!) I go back to work Wednesday so we didn't even get time to take advantage of the time to go see some exhibits, etc.

I would take it personally, but there are other people that are saying that he's not calling them back, etc.

And another irksome thing about him... I've asked him questions like "What's your top 5 movies?" He tells me and doesn't ask mine. Makes me feel like he's not interested in moi (however, he does turn his phone off when we're together and that's a plus.)

More reason to keep him only in the friend category and start searching Amazon.com for a chastity belt.
 
Diva Gets Squished
03.27.09 (6:06 pm)   [edit]
Weather has been sucky here and I've had a lingering headache - combination of pollen, barometric pressure (plus a dinner last night of Mentos + Patron) had me in lazy mood.

So I spent most of the morning reading magazines, organizing my music (more),  and, well, that's about it. This afternoon, I was somewhat productive, packing away flannel sheets, flannel jamies, and sweaters away for the season. I have these super-fabulous 'travel bags' that are like giant Zip-lock bags that keeps them away from bugs and squishes them into 1/8 the volume.

Tux was utterly FASCINATED by this. He supervised as I folded the sweaters. And then when it came to zipping it up and squeezing the air out, he was mesmerized. Then he climbed all over them, sniffing and evaluating. I wonder if he was amazed at how small everything got? (I always wonder what they are thinking.)


 
Lunch with a Side of Hot Stud
03.26.09 (3:14 pm)   [edit]
Interesting day. Had a business lunch with Hot Stud and another business contact to make an introduction. They could complement each other (with contacts and referrals) significantly. Been trying to get them together for months.

I have another client dinner tonight so I decided to go ahead and get gussied up. Chocolate brown somewhat low-cut dress with a kiwi colored denim jacket and my snakeskin peep-toe pumps.

Hot Stud got there first. Haven't seen him since he got back from his trip to Mexico. Smooch on the cheek. He told me I looked 'ravishing' and asked how much weight I've lost. Dunno. He ordered a Diet Coke and asked me how many ice cubes he should have. (Huh?) It was one of those subservient things apparently I was supposed to recall.

Hot Stud started talking about something he was photographing last night - reminded me of the rape. I tried to 'push past' it and listen to what he said, but I kept feeling nauseated and felt my heart racing. I told him that was not a good thing to talk about with me, asking if we could change the subject. Sucks when that happens.

Other guy arrives, introductions ensue. Other guy (we'll call him "whine guy") gives me a hug. (Wondered if Hot Stud thought I had a history with him?) "Whine guy" knows quite a bit about Hot Stud, I've gon on about him from time to time.

After the introductions, I just sat back and let them talk. (As another friend said, I just sit there and look pretty - ha ha). I was cold, so I was sipping hot tea.

It was interesting watching them interact. I still felt the allure that Hot Stud has over me, but I'm not going back down that road.

After lunch, we all scurried on our merry ways. We'll see how it goes.
 
Diva Needs to Get a Life
03.25.09 (3:38 pm)   [edit]

Last night, RadioBoy and I decided to come up with a drinking game to keep the "Presidential News Conference" tolerable. Every time Obama said "Uh", we were to take a shot. Now I had Jack Daniels around, and I wasn't going to do shooters. So I was mixing it with lime juice and Diet Sprite. I had already had 2.5 'shots' but the count was over 14. I lost track and I said I quit. That was 8 minutes in.

 

Today, I discovered the ultimate greatest cat combination ever. Organic extra strength catnip and A LASER POINTER!!! I have laughed so hard, I've cried. Seriously. Tux is the total catnip stoner cat. Velvet gets a little buzz and gets racey. Every once in a while Tux goes to chase the laser, but he runs straight into the wall. O.M.G. I called RadioBoy to tell him about it. I was laughing so hard, he asked if I was smoking anything. (seriously) I do feel a little buzzed from the 'nip.

 
Diva gets Ripped!
03.22.09 (7:17 pm)   [edit]
I have a rather expansive music collection. When I was in radio, I got a lot of cd's for free. I did a lot of specialty shows - focusing on movie soundtracks and 80's music - so I had to buy some tasty tunes. Plus I DJ'd a lot of weddings and parties - which required acquiring even more cd's.

I've been digitizing it on my mp3 player. Last year, I made the mistake of 'trying' Napster for a week. There weren't a lot of tunes I was that interested in - I was looking for remixes and extended cuts. So after that week, I canceled.

But then Napster decided to do something to my entire collection - duplicating and triplicating tunes and deeming others as 'restricted'. (Hell, I ripped them off my own cd's!) I was pissed. I spent quite a bit of time trying to delete and reformat.

Didn't work.

REALLY irritating.
So this morning, I prayed and deleted everything of my 60g musical monster.
And I've spent the past 12 hours re-ripping things. (I'm also really anal about how the titles/artists are listed, so it takes a long time to customize things.)

I've only ripped about 50 cd's. I have over 800. At this rate... I'll be done by Labor Day.

&@)@%# Napster!
 
Roomie + Smoochage?
03.21.09 (11:45 pm)   [edit]
Well, future roomie and I had dinner Monday night. Watched movie. Snuggling. Confused me a bit. Seemed rather platonic except he kept tracing around my bare ankle. (Only flesh visible except my face.)

So texts and calls during the week. Rather flirtacious in nature. Me having debates with my posse of friends about a) what the hell is going on b) should I even consider going THERE since he's moving in?

Friday night, another movie night. He kissed me. I kissed back. I didn't hear angels weep or stars twinkle, but it was nice. But I kept thinking - WTF is going on?

There's more (but no fornication ensued - everyone kept their pants on.)
He sent me a rose today.

Late. Tired. Have yoga in the am.
 
I let him pet my kitty
03.17.09 (10:01 am)   [edit]
So future roomie & I had dinner last night. Was great catching up with him. Then we went back to my place and watched a movie. And the most amusing thing happened... Tux could not get enough of him! He was loving all over him. Velvet wouldn't make an appearance. She loves Hot Stud and Tux won't even show his tail. Odd, isn't it?
 
Diva Mortification Number 351
03.16.09 (1:18 pm)   [edit]
One of the kittens chewed thru the cord of a brand new personal massager (aka vibrator). I was pissed since it was pretty expensive. Hot Stud had said it was a piece of cake to replace the cord. I had left it out to pass along to him when I saw him. Of course, it had completely slipped my mind until the cable guy was here this a.m. and set his clipboard down next to it. O.M.G. There was NO way he couldn't have noticed it.
 
In my bed
03.16.09 (11:45 am)   [edit]
So the friend I Ambien-dialed and I are getting together this afternoon. Last night, asked what he wanted to do. It's rainy so outside activities are limited. He suggested a Blockbuster date. Problem with that is that my tv in my den isn't hooked up to my dvd player & the better tv is in my bedroom. Now I know watching movies is often code for fooling around, and saying that my tv is in the bedroom is also rather leading. I'm trying to be as anti-suggestive as possible. So I told him I thought that may not be the best idea and it seemed like whatever I said to try to minimize the message, he intrepreted as 'teasing'. He said he'd really like to be in my bedroom. How can I get this guy into neutral?
 
Hot Stud Returns & New Roomie?
03.15.09 (11:04 am)   [edit]
Sunday am's involve folding laundry while watching talking heads. (This allows me to throw socks at the tv when I want to pelt one of them) Hot Stud called this morning. He's back from Mexico. Said he didn't really have a good time - there was nothing to do. He didn't even take that many pics. (That's shocking.) He said he went alone bc he wanted to detox off Adderall and wanted to remove himself from everyone. He wanted to let me know he's a bit irritable and to warn me if he gets testy in the next couple of days. I was surprised he went alone - was sure he went with someone else but didn't want to tell me... Nice to know he could share that with me. New roomie is in town but is spending a few days with his mom. He told me that he doesn't have his inteviews until April and July. I wasn't expecting him to potentially crash here that long (but it also depends on his tolerance to my felines as he says he's allegic to cats) Then he said he'd be able to take vacay with me afterall. (Huh?)
 
Beauty hurts
03.14.09 (8:14 pm)   [edit]
When I was getting my massage, they were offering a series of 6 micro-dermabrasions for $30 each. (That's a steal - often one treatment is $150!) So today, I got sand-blasted + a 90 minute facial. I'm all glowy. I've been totally neglecting myself and I always feel guilty about spending $ on such indulgences, but that price was tolerable. Then I bought dirt and repotted a bunch of plants and did laundry. Wild life I lead, eh?
 
Turkish Photographer Creeps Back In
03.13.09 (7:46 am)   [edit]
So I exchanged my sucky Sprint Instinct for a Crackberry. In the transition, it didn't include everyone's physical addresses or birthdays - sent out a mass email to peeps asking them to send me updated info.

And unfortunately, I sent it to Turkish Photographer.

So an exchange happens. He claims he didn't bail on our Saturday morning meeting 2 weeks ago. And then that "I" was the one that wanted a serious relationship 'too soon'.

I reiterated to him that if he considered a 'serious relationship' having coffee instead of meeting for sex, then yes, I'm looking for a 'serious relationship'.

I wasn't completely following the text string, but there was something about a 3some. I didn't even acknowledge that one. He insisted he was different. I told him that I thought he was full of poop.
 
Primpin' Diva
03.13.09 (7:41 am)   [edit]

Got a trim yesterday. (It's been since October, so not sure if 'trim' is accurate.) It's supposed to rain, so she used some industrial-strength gel and reinforcements to keep hair from frizzing - but it made it flat and dull. However, the cut itself wasn't traumatic.

Then I indulged in a student massage for $25.
And since I had donated so many shoes to Goodwill, I bought one new pair. They are hot.

I also gave myself a pedicure - this '60 second nail polish'. It's supposed to dry in 60 seconds. Then I showered, beautified, and then put on my stockings - at least 20 minutes later. Totally false advertising because it stuck to my stockings.

My new roomie landed in Atlanta yesterday. He's spending a few days with his mom. I'm thankful for the delays on his side because the amount of cleaning I've done has been legendary. And I'm worn out.

 
Diva's Updates
03.08.09 (8:22 pm)   [edit]

I got the PICC line out on Tuesday. (Yay!) I'm STILL having insomnia problems. I haven't slept more than 3 hours a night now since the end of January. Dr. wrote a prescription for Ambien CR - insurance didn't approve it. They offered regular Ambien instaed. (And we know what regular Ambien does to me...)

Hot Stud came over Thursday night, bearing different sleeping pills - he was zonked from traveling all day. Fixed dinner and we watched a movie. I had asked if he'd be cool with hanging until I fell asleep. (I was optimistic. About sleeping.) Apparently he decided that he was going to stay the night. I took Lunesta (a double dose). Still didn't sleep much, but it was nice to have him nearby. There was no nakedness or fornicating involved. Snuggling. I guess he heard me when I said in my emails that I felt our relationship had been reduced to him 'rescuing' me or sex. I wanted to spend some down time together. So I guess that was his way of doing it. 

Still cleaning house. Slowly but surely. I have (no exaggeration) 14 large garbage bags for Goodwill - purses, 35+ pairs of shoes, blankets, bedding sets, throw pillows, kitchen stuff... And I'm not done yet.

The future roomie is delayed - closing on his house. He's mentioned the 'sexines' of my drug-dialing yet again. I'm refraining from having a 'discussion' about it until we're face to face. I have to bite my tongue not to say to him that the Ambien had nothing to do with my 'sexiness'.

I'm grasping at straws with the sleeping issues. I'm afraid I'm going to end up overdosing trying to create some magical medicinal potion to knock me out. I'm not doing caffeine after 10am, taking melatonin, staying relaxed in the evenings, making sure I'm not taking any other types of stimulants... So far, 4 Benedryl gets me 3 hours of sleep but leaves me dragging the next day. Upside, I have no appetite.

Other things to update, but we'll leave that for another day.

 
Diva's Domesticity
03.04.09 (4:06 pm)   [edit]
So I'm going into cleaning overdrive with the house to get it ready for my friend's invasion. I was relieved to learn he's not coming until the weekend. I'm totally ADD when cleaning. I go from one task to another to another room. I've done a lot but it doesn't really look like it. And the three biggest tasks - the guest room, office, and den are still looming.

Doctor removed my PICC line yesterday. Told me that the antibiotic I was on was notorious for causing insomnia. (Duh!) So he perscribed Ambien.

I laughed and declined.

Hot Stud has a bunch of sleeping meds at his place (he says he never has problems sleeping, so why he has them, I dunno) He's not into medications. But he's bringing some by tomorrow evening.

I'm still really down. Hoping this friend invasion will be good for me. I can hopefully be like an succubus on his energy and spirit.

Oh, and we got 5 inches of snow Sunday. The felines had never seen snow before. Velvet didn't go out in it. But Tuxie was all over it. Very cute until we had a loud clap of thunder - then I don't think his paws hit the ground again until he was inside.

The end.
 

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