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The Mom Visit
12.26.07 (7:45 am)   [edit]
My 'brief' visit with my mother yesterday ended up being 4 hours. It was...painful. I'll write about it more later. Gotta boogie. Hope everyone got some great loot and had a good holiday with family and loved ones.
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Amusing Side Note
12.24.07 (8:07 am)   [edit]
My doc's post-op instructions said no sex for 4 weeks. (Hysterical laughing) Like that was going to happen anyway?
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Peace on Earth, right?
12.24.07 (7:56 am)   [edit]
Wishing All My TBlog friends a very Merry Christmas with family and loved ones. For those of you with family-drama, I hope it's at a minimum. Wishing everyone "Peace on Earth" extends to relatives and in-laws too, right?
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Let's Get 2007 Over
12.24.07 (7:53 am)   [edit]
Thursday afternoon, I was rear-ended which sent me into oncoming traffic. Totally screwed up my front bumper. (Thankfully, everyone was okay.) However the B*STARD that hit me drove off. So I got a ticket, despite having the other person involved confirming the presence of the car that hit me and the marks on my back bumper. Surgery Friday morning. I'm in the pre-op area and the doc suddenly says he'd like to pre-emptively take out my appendix. (huh?) Told him if it ain't broke, don't f*** with it. I didn't get any post-op report from him, but heard from his partner who told me I had 'numerous brown spots' on my uterus that they removed and were sending to pathology. Merry Christmas. I spent all weekend in bed watching movies. I was in surprisingly little pain. (Despite the huge bottle of Vicodin the doc perscribed) I am only sore in one spot where it feels like I was punched by a steroid-overdosed mad rhinocerus. Modern medicine is pretty cool. I'm at work this morning. No one else is here though. I think I'm going to have a brief visit with my mother tomorrow. I have a huge bottle of Vodka at home in case I need it later.
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Mistletoe anyone?
12.20.07 (7:49 am)   [edit]
I am expecting paperwork on my first deal closed today. Yay! This evening, I have my professional networking group's holiday throwdown and then I have to scurry over to our company holiday dinner. Technically, I'm not supposed to eat anything after 4pm today for the surgery tomorrow. I'm pretending they said 8pm. No way I'm missing out on dinner. I won't go hog wild. I've been on a detox diet since Sunday - I've lost 7lbs and I can't even eat all the food I'm supposed to. I'm either too full or too tired to eat dinner. I want to lose 9 more lbs by the end of the year.
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I'm going under the knife
12.19.07 (7:28 am)   [edit]
Having surgery on Friday morning. I'm having my prostate removed. (That's supposed to make you laugh.) And no, it's not a boob job - just work on my innerds. I should be 'operational' but sore by Saturday morning. Just won't be running 5k's in the next week or so.
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Marination continues
12.19.07 (7:26 am)   [edit]
I wrote a card to my mother last night that said "I'd like to come by briefly on Tuesday to visit if it'd work with your schedule." I haven't mailed it yet. Still deciding.
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Poop Update
12.19.07 (7:24 am)   [edit]
The pooping in my bed has stopped. I've been giving The Poopmeister some extra TLC (and I got a litter box for the upstairs). I smelled a kitten fart early this morning and I immediately started looking for poop. Fortunately, it was a false alarm.
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Marinating on The Mom
12.16.07 (1:11 pm)   [edit]
I got a call Friday from the therapist I saw in regard to my mother. (Backstory: she had FINALLY agreed to go to counseling. She went once. Therapist told her it'd be numerous sessions before we'd have a session together. So she bailed.) Therapist asked me if there had been a diagnosis with my mother related to Alzheimers. I told her that if my mother had it, I would doubt she'd ever share it with me. She said that she had a strong feeling that my mother was having some rather significant memory issues. Christmas is coming up. I'm debating whether I should test the waters and suggest stopping by for a brief visit. The 'testing of the waters' would be in relation to how I feel I'm capable of dealing with her now. I don't expect her to change at all. I'm marinating on it.
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Pooping in Bed
12.16.07 (1:00 pm)   [edit]
Velvet has a new nickname - "FartBlossom" - it seems any time I scratch her back, she farts. Tux and I had a rough patch last week - he kept pooping on my comforter. Friday evening, he PEED on it - and the dude went thru 2 down comforters, 2 blankets and a mattress pad! I tried reinforcing positive behavior when he used the litter box and gave him lots of extra attention - I've been working 12-14 hour days - so I haven't been around as much. I'm sure he misses me. LOL And, I got a 2nd litter box upstairs to make sure ALL options are covered.
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I am alive, I swear
12.13.07 (7:43 am)   [edit]
new job going well. boss isn't as bad as first thought. Working 12+ hour days. Going home, too tired to eat, washing face, brushing teeth and falling into bed.
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Wonder Where Diva's Been?
12.09.07 (4:39 pm)   [edit]
I've been in Dallas for the past week for extremely intensive training for the new job. So many different things to blog about, so I'll do it story by story.

Intense training means we landed at 5:30 and we had our first session at 7pm with 'dinner' that consisted of nothing more than some crackers, cheese and fruit. No restaurant in the hotel. (Glad I brought some protein bars and almonds!)

Unpacked, went to bed. Had to be at the office at 7:30am. Training went daily until 6pm in a room with no windows. Lunch brought in. Then we were shuttled back to the hotel. Time for dinner (and for me a run) and then more training from 7:30 until 9:30.

How's that for intense?
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Kittens for Sale
12.02.07 (11:50 am)   [edit]

I've had Tux and Velvet for a month now. And I'm ready to find a new home for them.

Okay, maybe I exaggerate, but I'm getting tired of them not 'progressing' with learning the words "NO!" and "Bad!"

And they've knocked over a planter that sent dirt everywhere. Knocked over a large vase that broke. Scratched me like crazy. I learned that one should not wear fishnet stockings with kittens around. They get stuck in the holes and it's not pretty.

Took another soak last night in the tub. Of course, they ended up in there with me. This morning, they kept jumping into the tub while I was getting ready. So I decided to end that. I filled the bottom of the tub up with about an inch of cold water. And I waited.

First Tux jumped up on the ledge. And then went in. He landed and it took a moment for it to register and he hopped straight up in the air. Then Velvet came along. She jumped in and stayed there. Figures. She likes to stand in her water bowl. (You know how Muslims clean their feet before prayer? Maybe...?)

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Here I go again
12.02.07 (11:39 am)   [edit]

I start a new job this week. I was supposed to start at the end of October, but knowing Lulu was about to leave me, I knew I had to delay it. So I start with the next training class. It's going to be a challenge - not the training but the new boss. He's going to be a handful. I *hope* that if I start out kicking butt, that it will be tolerable. If not, I'm going to be doing a lot of ranting on here.

A LOT. (so consider yourself warned!)

Speaking of jobs, I still haven't gotten reimbursed for more than $3k of the $5k due to me from my former employer. So I had to secure an attorney. He's drafted a letter they'll be getting this week. He did some digging on them and discovered they aren't even registered with the State of Georgia to do business. I could certainly use that money. Santa needs to do some shopping for some peeps.

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You're going to need to sit down for this
12.01.07 (5:12 pm)   [edit]
I've been needing to get a haircut. But as I've had a series of bad haircuts, I've been somewhat aversive to it.

Then I watched a bit of Oprah the other day. They were doing 'hair makeovers' and making fun of people that have had the same style for 10+ years.

Then the horror!

I realized that I had had a variation of "the Jennifer" since circa 1995. I made an appt yesterday and got a totally new style.

And I love it. Hair is bouncy and healthy and cute.

Yay.
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Torture
12.01.07 (4:07 pm)   [edit]
Hot Stud came over again today to cut down another tree. I laughed when I saw him because he was wearing a red/black plaid 'lumberjack' flannel shirt. He totally looked the part. I'm not feeling well - I couldn't help him much - I was feeling really weak and lightheaded. I tried to vacuum this morning and it felt like it weighed 200 lbs. Since my thinking is rather foggy at the moment, I opted not to get into a discussion with him. And I knew he was off with plans with someone else. He got a call and walked away to talk. I need a long, very hot soak in my tub. And a hug. At least I can get the soak.
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